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Category: Personal Stuff

  • Hey everyone, Well, I have had a few…er, interesting clients in my day, but now I have one trying to extort money from me! :S Since I had to bring this up on my site, and I know there will be questions, being the forthright individual I am, I am just going to relate the…

  • A special congrats to one of my best friends from college and a brother from my brother fraternity, John B, on his brand new house! 😀 The winner of the Spell Contest…did not win. I had 7 entries, and the “winner” was the sole person who I thought did not plagurize until the plagurism was…

  • I’ve got to publish a few things, but figured this might as well go out first…. Things everyone needs to remember…. 1.) I am NOT Cat Yronwode. Cat Yronwode is NOT the NinjaCat. I live in NH. Cat Yronwode lives in California. Cat Yronwode runs the Lucky Mojo. I DO NOT OWN THE LUCKY MOJO,…

  • Hey Occulties, So I located this slip of paper I had floating around the disaster area which is my desk…and it was what I’ve been looking for…I had all these awesome unique questions you’ve asked me! 😀 Enjoy…these are some good ones! Q: What would you call really good all-purpose herbs? A: Well, its just…

  • Okay, I saw this on Perez Hilton and it totally rocks, especially if you are old enough to have been cool in 1995 (meaning you are in your late 20’s to early 30’s, lol.) Its Alanis covering Fergie’s “My Humps,” and in a totally Alanis way… very ’90’s. 😉 Sorry, I know it has nothing…

  • Hey everyone, A super big huge mondo thanks to everyone for your get-well wishes for me whilst I fought my cold (aka the plague,) for the past few days! You are all so kind and awesome, and I know your positive wishes for me have helped me get better faster. I am now at 95%…

  • Hey All, As someone who loves her pets a great deal, this story of contaminated pet food killing our beloved animal friends has really scared me a lot. My dear ol’ doggie thankfully does NOT eat canned food, but I have 2 kitties, and they do like the canned stuff… well, apparently the culprit was…

  • To you who googled my name and “spellcasting” together. If you have any questions, please feel free to ask. 😉 Since I generally do not go by my last name, I can give you some tips on locating actual google information about me…using the full name doesn’t get you very far because don’t utilize it…

  • Ah…a little self-involved snarkiness (not occultey-ness,) just in time for Valentine’s Day… Okay, firstly, I need you to do a test on yourself for me. Stand up. Now place your hands on your lower back and rub downward. If you feel two lumps between your lower back to the back of your thighs, please understand…

  • Hey all, Justin Timberlake can give me this gift anytime. 😉 For those of you who haven’t seen it or have seen it 100 times, here is the internet classic “D*ck in a Box.” (Warning – probably not appropriate for work watching.) Happy Valentine’s Day! ~Cat