Hey everyone, So, I wanted to try out something new. I've noticed a lot of people are paying up to $100 for a CHIME CANDLE service. A single CHIME CANDLE. Ahem. Since this seems to be the new equivalent for setting a light (it used to be a fancy glass encased candle,) and that also…

Every year during December, several people waste my time getting a long consultation and tell me they will pay me next year, usually well after the first of the year. Literally “haha, pay you next year!” Then they get fired before they can hire because working for free for hours isn’t cute or funny. Consultations…

Once again, many many thanks to St Expedite for all his help!

Hey occulties, As we can all agree, (or at least most of us can,) 2023 can go suck a bag of dicks,) and after myself and Mr NinjaCat got scammed out of 10k on our townhouse, money was in ridiculously short supply. I was and have been living in short term rentals which were not…

Hey Occulties, As many of you know, my husband and I were basically scammed on renting a townhouse this past winter and lost an enormous amount of money, which would have sucked enough on its own but coupled with the economy and the rents and frequent change from rental to AirBnb property issues of Portland…

Hello Occulties, Today is the day of St Expedite – opener of roads, bringer of fast financial decisions, and for fast help (not for love use,) and in honor of his feast day, I’m offering a votive to St Expedite (plus all necessary offerings,) for $20. Contact me if interested!  ~Cat

Hey everyone,  I’m sharing this because one of oldest friends and someone who goes out of his way to make me laugh when I’ve called him crying, makes me cry from laughing so hard, and would probably kick your ass for being mean to me even with stage four liver failure because he’s also a…

Hey kids, While it’s unfortunate that these kinds of people exist throughout the year, every mercury retrograde, I find myself beset with about 10x the ghosting inquiries than I normally have. So, if you apply for a reading, or spell work, or even just with a question, and then never respond to my reply, you…

Hey Occulties, It’s probably something that happens once or twice a month, but inevitably someone comes to me either with a specific time frame (this must/must not happen by x date!) or just with the belief something should happen faster than it will, and when I explain that honestly what they are requesting is almost…