Cat’s Rants: Confessions of an Occult Mastermind

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  • I'm sure I'm missing a planet here, but hold on to your butts, because it's like Mars/Saturn/Mercury retrograding all at once right now, and everyone is being a complete fuckhead for it (maybe even me or you!) so tread lightly, my lovies, tread lightly. 

  • Hey Readers, Fans, and/or Clients, I know that I am really overdue in thanking many of you who helped out. Yes, I am still in debt more than the cost of a new Lexus (it might be the cost of 2 of them,) to Portland hospitals, and yeah, we're still struggling (some of you had…

  • Hey everyone, Guess who just got to spend a couple of days at Maine Med with cellulitis? ME! So if I missed your appointment on Thursday or Friday, please reschedule. I was hooked up to IVs and having half my blood drawn, and having probably 245 different medical personnel picking at me and examining me.…

  • Hey everyone, I know I've been away for about a week, and I apologize. For those of you who don't know, my grandmother was taken ill relatively quickly (she'd enjoyed robust health for almost 96 years,) and she passed away this morning. I'm sorry for not being able to be reached for awhile, and my…

  • Let's go over the couple of days of my life. 😛 For starters, I took Easter and a good part of Monday off, which was much needed and I felt so much better. Things were fine until about 11pm or so on Tuesday. I have a family member with some pretty bad health issues when…

  • You already got the bad news when I didn't show up, but all of my readings were cancelled yesterday, – I've posted about the modem/cable issue in the Announcements/Client's Section of my site, – please contact me ASAP to reschedule. I have some times later today, and time tomorrow.  The good news is that box/modem…

  • Hey everyone, Just posting this temporarily, as I'm sure some people are freaking out already, but I cracked my upper left molar all the way to the root, and was pretty much in a world of hurt for a little bit, so if I am late in reply please understand that I had a broken…

  • Guess who finally got her PC back from the repair shop – and none too soon, I might add – because it took over a month to get fixed! And they just wiped the hard drive and hard reset it, so…er, slowest repair shop ever. It's been taking the obligatory few hours it often does…

  • Hey all, A few of you have asked me if I would create one of these for you, consecrate it, and send it back to be worked on by you. While I'm happy to create the item, I would still have to receive certain biological concerns and so forth for it to be effective. If…

  • Hey Occulties! Everyone always needs more money, so I'm sure this will be well received. While there are a few ways to change this spell a bit if you feel that it does not match what you can do (and these are mentioned within the text), please remember the substitution for ingredient or action in…