Cat’s Rants: Confessions of an Occult Mastermind

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  • Hey kids, Looks like we have a real doozy of a Mercury Retrograde coming upon us. While it can be very helpful for reconnecting with an ex or someone from your past, it can make things pretty hectic and uncomfortable too. 🙄 So expect electronics to go haywire, banking errors to happen, possible relationship stresses…

  • Hey Occulties,  It probably doesn’t surprise you that I have some friends in the occultist for hire field, and probably surprises even less of you that I speak to others in my field who I’m not friends with on a regular basis. While I’d never name names, here’s some of the most common stuff I…

  • Thank you for helping, as always so quickly, St Expedite! Your assistance always comes fast and just as requested! 

  • Oh and if you subpoena Reddit records you can get plenty o info, but keep talking smack, stalker girl. 

  • Hey Occulties,  In the interest of transparency and because it is clearly reached the point of not just hysteria but straight up libel and defamation of character (I’m actually in talks with a law firm regarding dealing with that, because that anyone would say such things is vile,) I’m going to address the Reddit situation. …

  • Hey all,  Started a page on instagram to show some tarot readings. Feel free to follow! ~Cat

  • Hey Occulties, Ive been pretty lenient with ghosting, and repeat business delaying or canceling services, because I understand sometimes things happen. However when I get a glut of this all at once, understandably it’s difficult to allow several people to screw me on payment or cancel last minute, costing me an appointment time someone may…

  • Hey Occuties,  poor sad Reddit stalker, just a big stupid baby on my Facebook looking for anything bad to say. And I did have a shitty landlord experience (perhaps it was authored by my Reddit stalker since it can’t resist acting out,) and am looking at moving at a bad time since I just moved…

  • Hey kids, so I killed my iPhone. It fell down the stairs Xmas morning and I can’t fix it yet because it’s starving season still…BUT if you were rude enough to do the whole “hello where’s my reply,” which was only 2 of you, you’re fired and fuck off because both of you were spoken…

  • Hey kids,  Since my business contacts are a bit uninformed on my policies, let’s review how one goes about properly contacting me.  For example, short of severe email problems, you should ONLY CONTACT ME VIA MY SITE EMAIL (it ends in originalninjacat.com,) AND you and I will have established that you can make an exception…