Iron Curse to Move Out Sucky Neighbors

Ah my occulties,

I feel it is time for me to share a spell. 😀

This one is dedicated to my neighbor, who is a hellbeast with hellspawn children, and I am gonna have them out of their house in a few weeks…that’s right, its a MOVE YA A** AS FAR AWAY FROM MY HOME AS POSSIBLE spell. You are excited aren’t you? Since I’m mightily ticked at Laura, let us make this a nastier version. Special thanks to one of my clients for reminding me of this technique. 🙂

You will need
Scraps of paper
10 large (“ten-penny” size) nails,
red pepper,
sulphur,
salt,
a black pen,
a spade or trowel.

Mix equal parts of your red pepper, sulphur, and salt together in a bowl. Set this aside. Using a seperate scrap of paper for each individual name, inscribe the names of each of your neighbors. Now wait for the monsters to leave their property, and sneak onto it. In the 4 corners of their yard, dig a small hole and place 2 of your nails in each hole in a crossed or “X” position, with the points facing towards the home. Sprinkle a bit of your herbal/mineral mixture over the crossed nails into this hole while calling your neighbors by their names and telling them to move out immediately (no, do not do this when they are present, lol.) Now bury this and try to make it look like you didn’t just plant a trick in their yard. 😉 Repeat this until you have buried crossed nails in each of the four corners of their yard. Now you have to get EXTRA SNEAKY… With your 2 remaining nails, bury these in a similar crossed position with the pointed ends pointing towards the house (and yes, using the herbal mixture, calling them by name, telling them to move out immediately,) either UNDER the front porch, or if there is no front porch underneath their walkway. >:) Do NOT leave the points up so they step on them, this isn’t a practical joke – it is a curse by iron actually, and a serious one to boot.

Take your remaining herbal mixture and your name papers, and walk to a graveyard (or drive if there isn’t a local one.) Bury the papers and the remains of your herbal mixture at the grave of someone who died violently. When you have finished walk away without looking back. Your neighbors should be moving out within the next week or two.

If you want the property to remain vacant, leave the nails in place on the property. Although the trick has been “named” for the current residents, the crossed nails seem to make these places unhabitable, and people never seem to stay for very long at a residence where this trick has been laid and not cleaned up…at least in my experience.

As always, there will be questions, so contact me should you have any. I see a raised hand in the back of the Rant Room already…could this kill them, you ask? Very possibly, it is a pretty nasty curse. I take no responsibility for what you do with this information or whom you hurt if you do use this spell, so use at your own risk. >:)

Blessings! (Cursings?)

~Cat