Cat’s Rants: Confessions of an Occult Mastermind

***WARNING TO PLAGIARISTS – Oct 17, 2008: I recently learned this spell is being featured on someone’s site. My site clearly details you are not to copy and paste any of my work anywhere without my express permission. While these plagiarists are dealing with my lawyer, I do urge you to contact me if you’ve seen this spell elsewhere. I created this spell, this is copyright me, originally made by me. I have never given anyone any permission at any point to post it anywhere, including the link to it.***

Hey occulties…

All yesterday I was wondering how in the eff did I wake up on the right side of the bed? I mean, its not like I’m always in some form of angriness, but I’m not usually this cheery…then it strikes me – aha, Mars is no longer retrograde (which was the reason so many people, male and female alike, were acting like they had PMS or a bad hangover for about the last month or more,) BUT do not pull out the champagne just yet (well, go ahead, and bring it out – I like champagne even without cause for celebration,) because Mercury is still retrograde. 😛 Expect communication issues, don’t sign any large contracts…wait for your cell to drop calls, and know your PC is more apt to have a break down for the next few weeks… But, don’t stress, because Mercury will turn direct again around the 18th February. 🙂

Anyhow, its been a bit since I gave out a spell for all of you… Not that I don’t think you’d enjoy the YouTube “Titanic 2” trailer (hehe,) but I know the reason most of you are here is to learn how to do all things occultey…so let’s get to it, after my obligatory warning about this spell, eh?

Warning: this is not a nice spell. This is not a beginner’s spell. This spell is not to be used on someone bigger and badder than you in a magical sense unless you want to put yourself at great risk. This spell contains hardcore coercive methods and may not be suitable for those fearful who have beliefs of divine-retaliation such as “karma” (the real meaning or the bastardized one,) or the “Law of Three” (a Wiccan religious belief,) and is not intended for anyone else who is trepidatious about getting what they want by use of dark spellcraft. I’ve also made the comments on this blog need to be approved before getting posted, so if you want to give me a lot of lip for posting this, you might as well email directly. This is not a spell to do because you are bored or curious. I take NO responsibility for who you might harm (including yourself,) using this spell. End Warning.

You will need:
A skull shaped candle in purple (preferred) or white
Powdered licorice root
Poppy seeds
A large rust-free nail, around 10d size (sometimes called 10 penny nail,)
A “junk candle” or emergency candle (this is NOT a ritual candle, but a candle you can use independently of ritual,)
4 candles of the same color and size, often called “offertory” or “household” candles (I use this size, but do not recommend this site for anything other than buying candles) (appropriate color, see below,)
A large metal container suchas a sheet-cake tin
4 candle holders of the same size (I recommend brass,)
Personal item from the target,
Piece of brown paper bag or parchment, all edges ripped off,
A black pen,
Cigar
Commanding oil,
Commanding incense,
A saucer,
An ashtray,
A purple cloth bag,
Condition oil appropriate to the job (see below.)

Offertory candles and condition oil:
Purple, Do As I Say oil: for straight controlling spellwork
Green, Pay Me: for getting monies owed or to illicit easy money
Pink, Return to Me, and either Follow Me Boy (ladies and gay gents,) or Follow Me Girl (gents and gay ladies,): to force a lover to return.

Prep:
Before you even charge anything, or set up the altar, or any of that good stuff, you need to light your “junk” candle, and heat the nail. Pierce the top of the skull candle in 4 places on the top of the head with the HEATED nail – I recommend making 4 points in a “square” around the wick. Pour your poppy seeds into the 4 holes. You may seal the holes back up with a few drops of wax. Though this may not work for all personal items, you should also take your heated nail and poke a hole in the base of the candle, therein inserting your bio item, and seal with a few drops wax.

Pull out your large sheet cake tin and ensure you have enough room to fit 4 offertory (or whatever size you chose,) candles at the 4 corners in there with your skull candle in the center. If it doesn’t fit, get another sheet cake tin – and I mean SHEET CAKE not a baking sheet or cookie sheet, peeps…no need for a mess. 😉 Also, make sure you have the saucer nearby, to the east of the sheet cake/altar set up. If all is fitting well, then prepare to anoint and charge the spell materials. 😀

Write your target’s name on the scrap of paper bag nine times in the following fashion:
John Smith
John Smith
John Smith
John Smith
John Smith
John Smith
John Smith
John Smith
John Smith
Turn the paper so the names are running vertically, and write your command over the target’s name nine times, for example:
Return to Jane Doe
Return to Jane Doe
Return to Jane Doe
Return to Jane Doe
Return to Jane Doe
Return to Jane Doe
Return to Jane Doe
Return to Jane Doe
Return to Jane Doe
If you could not put your personal item into the candle, place it in the center of the paper. Spit into the center of the paper, and add a sprinkle of licorice roots and poppy seeds. Fold the paper in half TOWARDS you. Fold the paper in half TOWARDS you again. Place this in the center of the sheet cake tin.

Light your cigar and as you anoint your skull candle with your oils (gently, because you have stuff in it that can fall out if you are rough,) speak to the candle through exhaled cigar smoke as if you are speaking to the target. I prefer a sort of gloating, hehe, but for example, “John Smith, you love Jane Doe. Johnny, you think only of returning to Jane, your every thought and every desire is for Jane. John, you listen now, I command you to return to Jane, and the more you try to resist returning to Jane the stronger your desire to return to Jane becomes.” If you are gagging on the cigar smoke here, you don’t have to inhale it, just get the smoke in your mouth to speak through it. Place the skull candle atop the name paper in the center of the sheet cake tin. You may temporarily extinguish your cigar in the ashtray.

Scratch your command UP (base to wick) your 4 offertory candles. For example “John Smith returns to Jane Doe NOW.” Anoint each candle with your condition oils using 7 pulls UP (base to wick) on the candle. Make sure each candle is secure in its candle holder.

Take some of your powdered licorice root (click the little Mountain Rose Herbs link at the bottom if you want to get this powdered for you,) into your right hand and with a swift motion make an X with the powder, with your skull candle at the center point of the X and your 4 candles being the “end points” of the x, and as you do so, say “(Target’s Full Name,) my wish is your command.”

On your saucer, make an incense cone out of your commanding incense.

The Spell:
You will want to have your cigar lit and ready again.

Light your incense.

Starting in the upper left hand corner, light your offertory candles in a clockwise motion. Now light your skull candle. Bring the cigar into your mouth, and again, start speaking through the smoke:
“(Target’s full name,) I command you to do as I say,
Follow my orders, this moment, this day:”
*your request here*
“(Target’s full name,) I command you to do as I say,
Follow my orders, this moment, this day!
This spell shall not reverse
Nor place upon me any curse,
As is my will, – so be it!”

Extinguish your cigar. Allow the incense and candles to burn out. When every thing has burnt out, take your incense ashes, cigar, your wax leavings, your herbal matter, and whatever is left of the name paper, and place this into your purple sack. Take the sack to tree with a Y in it or a natural hole in it and leave it there.

Your target should do as you say very quickly.

Again…this is a very NOT nice spell, so use with caution if at all. 🙂

I am sure there will be questions, so contact me if you have them!

~Cat

For images of the purple skull being fixed with poppy seeds, click here.

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