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“I’m Cat, and for a long time, Cat’s Rants, the longest running occult based blog was over at TypePad – since 2004. Sadly, TypePad shuttered permanently as of September 30th 2025. Please be patient while I export 21 years of blog posts over to my new WordPress location. With a much easier url to remember and all your favorite posts all the way back to 04, Cat’s Rants should hopefully improve over its former location.” Cat has practiced and studied the occult, tarot, and spellcasting for over 35 years, and has shared her expert teachings on how to cast your own spells, including original spells and recipes on the Cat’s Rants blog since 2004. A professional tarot reader since the 1990s, she’s also an internationally-known psychic reader and tarot expert. As a published and respected occultist for over two decades, and an expert in the fields of rootwork, hoodoo, and Catholic folk magic, she continues to serve the public by teaching authentic spell casting and offering readings and services.

Stalkers and S***talkers Everywhere…

I knew someone was talking crap when I got so busy all of the sudden! 😉 Hahahahahahahahahaha, that’s fantastic. You know you’re a loser when you stalk an internet blogstress. 😉 Everyone, you have to get a load of this… I’m so famous, that people actually want to ask me about things I bought over the last 3 freaking years! And they are so mad that its not things they think I should purchase or like weird things (because my ritual suppliers are pretty secretive,) that they sent me an EMAIL ABOUT IT!! And they are so inept, they could find the answer to their question IN THE ARCHIVES…and they don’t…they issued a CHALLENGE….

My response? Well, I sent one…but really its that if you are so lame that you are stalking me all over the internet? You don’t need a psychic, you need a psychiatrist! That is too much! There’s a word for that…its called “stalker.” Sorry you were curious about things I bought so much that you had to make a secret group about it… I genuinely pray you get the help you need.

Here’s your answer…click here.

Dude, Jason, if you started this one, hahaha, thanks… I had to say the eff word to a few people today anyhow.

~Cat

Oh, I had to edit this to add, they asked if I sell spells to feed myself!! HAHAHAHAHA, well, it IS my job, and it DOES pay the bills, hahahahahah, so yep, that is true… I sometimes I use my profit after paying for supplies for food. Thanks for asking.

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8 responses to “Stalkers and S***talkers Everywhere…”

  1. Chicaluna Avatar
    Chicaluna

    They started a GROUP about it?!!!

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  2. Cat Avatar
    Cat

    Apparently, from the tone, they did have a forum discussing am I or am I not “evil,” and what are my motives for purchasing…this or that. I can’t imagine, they must think I have a kid because I bought my sister’s kid some BABY CLOTHES…and my bra size is 36C!
    LOL, might I add, the leader is someone I declined to work for because I felt I’d be unsuccessful… Grudge? Maybe? Geez.

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  3. Chicaluna Avatar
    Chicaluna

    Ok, they are TRACKING your purchases? Why? I don’t understand…like on ebay or something? Is a seller releasing that info?
    Oh, man….
    I will say that I’m jealous. I WISH I had that much free time on my hands! Wouldn’t that be nice?

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  4. Dom P Avatar
    Dom P

    Some people have WAY too much time on their hands!! Maybe they’d be better off studying and practicing their hoodoo!?

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  5. Cat Avatar
    Cat

    Seriously, I’m not that cool of a person to be worth a stalking. 😉 Really. It gets creepier, but I’ll just let it go.

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  6. Shadow Slaughter Avatar
    Shadow Slaughter

    This is the most ridiculous shit I have ever seen in my life. These people seriously need to get a clue.

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  7. Brian Avatar
    Brian

    You so need to send me a link to this thing. I might want to weigh in on the question of whether you’re evil. –B.

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  8. Cat Avatar
    Cat

    As of yet it was apparently borne in 1 group and one of those people spoke offlist to another in my own. Ahem. As for my actual hate group, I am still trying to locate it. 😉 I want to be a member and talk crap about myself too.

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