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Hello dearies,

Firstly, admire the cool picture – its from a super cool reader, and definitely many thank yous for it… Its a hoodoo case! 😀

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So, right now, just as you all know, I am writing this OFFLINE, since my net is freezing up from freezing rain. 😉 Since many people are FREAKING OUT (that rediculous Valentine’s Day holiday is coming up,) I can only imagine my inbox. Here is my advice… Valentine’s Day is a stupid holiday. If your partner doesn’t show you every day how much you mean to them, they aren’t worth your time. If they need a stupid holiday like Valentine’s Day to tell you that you are special, then you I want you to know that you deserve better than that. Every day should be a day to celebrate the person you love, not just some hokey Hallmark holiday. I realize we all get busy, and there ARE times that we take for granted those that we love, but its no excuse to make February 14th the only day of the year to be special enough to show that love. In fact, if someone only shows you love on February 14, Xmas, your birthday, and some anniversary, you might notice that’s only showing you how much you mean about 1% of the time each year, and you should tell that person to wake up and see you are more important and worth more than that. But that didn’t make you feel better, did it? I didn’t think so. 😉

So, try this, and I hope it works for you. 🙂

You will need:
Fast Luck powder
Fast Luck Oil
Love Me oil
A “bride and groom” candle or a “lovers” candle in pink,
A picture of yourself,
A picture of your lover,
A black pen
A red pen
A scrap of paper from a paper bag, all edges torn, not cut,
A heatproof container such as a pie plate or cake tin.

Prep:
Before you do anything, please figure out realistically what you want your lover to do. By realistic, I mean, if you are dating this person for a short period of time, asking that they ask to marry you is probably not realistic. Something more along the lines of having them do something sweet for you like get you candies or take you out is a more happening choice. Since we are trying to do this FAST, a really outrageous or unlikely choice for your command is not apt to be granted in a short time frame, but if you are so inclined to ask for something big, I’ll leave that up to you. 😉

Using your scrap of paper bag and your black pen, write your lover’s name out nine times like this:
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe
John Doe
Now turn the paper so that the names are running vertically and write your name nine times across (vertically) your lover’s name in the same fashion as above so that it forms sort of a grid or tic tac toe shape.

Now using, your red pen, write your command in a circle around your crossed names. For example you might use “Hot date,” lol, whatever that means (wink,) and you can repeat this command over and over so that the two ends of the circle meet.

Dab a bit of Fast luck oil on the 4 corners of the paper, and a dab a bit in the middle. Sprinkle some Fast Luck powder onto the paper.

Take your photo and that of your lover, and place them so you are “face to face.” If you need to cut the images to do this, this is okay, as long as your “faces” remain intact. 😉 Now place these pictures into the center of your name paper, sprinkle a bit more Fast Luck powder onto the paper, and fold the paper (with the pictures inside,) TOWARDS you, fold in half one more time, again folding TOWARDS you. Set inside your heat proof container.

Hold your bride and groom candle in your hands for a few moments, and envision yourself and your lover happy, together, doing what you want to do for valentine’s day. Try to send this image into the candle 😉 Now, using Fast Luck and Love Me oil, rub the candle with 7 strokes UP (from base to wick,) of the hand. Place this on top of your name paper inside the heat proof container. Sprinkle Fast Luck powder around the couple in a heart shape.

The spell:
Light both wicks of the bride and groom candle, or, if you are using a lover’s figural candle, as many of these have a singular wick, light the singular wick. Hold your hands on either side of the candle and visualize yourself and your lover again, enacting the command given on the name paper (for example, if you commanded them to give you a “Hot date,” you might envision yourselves being intimate and having some crazy sexy times…I leave this up to your pervy imagaination…hehe.) Say, “(Full name of lover,) what I ask you must give to me, not later but instantly…(make request here,) Hear me now, do as I say, do it this moment, do this today! (again, make your request.) What I ask you must give to me, and give this to me instantly! This spell shall not reverse nor place upon me any curse, as is my will, so be it!”

Allow the candle to burn out completely. When it has done so (and it may ignite the name paper, but this is okay,) take the wax remains and that of the name paper and either bury them beneath your front doorstep or place them in the Y of a tree. 🙂

Enjoy kids…and no crazy Valentine’s freak outs… Because if nothing else, your mom and I both think you rock! 😀 Well…its better than nothing… 😉

~Cat

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    hoodoogeorge

    yay 🙂 nice to see my box here!
    go cat, go!

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