Fruitless Activities

Hey Everyone,

Here it is… a collection of things you could do to waste your time that have to do with me or my blog.

1. Spam my blog. If you try to spam my blog, I will simply delete your “comment,” before anyone other than myself sees it, and then block you from commenting. If you really like trying to do things like advertise a psychic site on an article dedicated to getting donations for a reader’s walk for breast cancer, I have a hard time believing you have read the blog. Furthermore, about 3/4 of my readers are female, and not interested in growing the size of their manhood or keeping an erection. Let’s not forget that no one wants your fake watches.

2. Send me email how I should fear karma, or subscribe to your religious beliefs. You are welcome to have your own religious beliefs, but they only apply to those following your religion, or have faith in such things, in my humble opinion. Perhaps you feel differently, but I don’t think you’re going to convert me today. Don’t attempt your fear-mongering on me… I am better learned on most religions than you are about your own, and you won’t win any theological arguments with me.

3. Tell me you love my store. I don’t run a store, or own a store. If you tell me you meant the Lucky Mojo, you are in for a long lecture about how just because I am called Cat doesn’t mean that I am the same person as every other person named Cat. The large difference in age might have been your first clue. I don’t own the Lucky Mojo or work for them. I actually live on the entire other side of the country from there, and have never physically visited the store. .

4. Ask to advertise on my blog or site. If I’ve never used your products or services, I won’t advertise for you. I only promote people and businesses which I personally DO love the products, persons or services related to said business, and would give said products, businesses, or persons a legitimate and honest kudos to without compensation for doing so. If your stuff sucks and so do you, why would I put you under “Friends” on my blog?

5. Ask to be my “friend” on MySpace if its obvious you are just advertising MLM, obvious you wish to use my page as a spam vehicle, or similar. Feel free to make a friend request if you are a reader of my blog, or a fan of me, or whatev. If we went to college together, if I drank too much at your wedding, if you once met me at a concert and thought I was funny, then it goes without saying that I’m definitely going to let you in on my MySpace page. Though I have real friends present there, its not a big deal to have MySpace “friends” that aren’t people I’ve met in real life. In fact, people who will not let you be their MySpace friend because they think they are too cool for you, but they actually know you and were once your friend are just taking themselves far too seriously, and if you look at my page, you will see that I do not take myself too seriously. Everyone come on in…if you are over 18. 😉 Look, there’s a picture of me…is this the face of a a person who takes herself too seriously? I think not.

6. Ask me for a free reading or spell. I’m sorry, would you like to not be compensated for your work, and not be compensated for the expense of your materials? No, you feel you deserve compensation for your time, energy, and the cost of materials if you have to pay for them? You do? Well, so do I.

Well, I guess that’s it for fruitless activities that get you nowhere with me… thanks for reading my long whine.

~Cat