Miss Cat’s Get-Yourself-A-Job Spell

Hi everyone,

So, don’t know if you had all heard – I managed to wrench my wrist in a super-cool “somersault off of the bed and hand you this remote,” move gone horribly awry. 😉 Now I look a bit like “robo-rootworker” or like I have a Batman hand on the left… except it doesn’t do cool Batman things… it just LOOKS like it might. Ah well, I only need to wear this brace for a little while, and though I’m typing a lot slower, its all good. Maybe I’ll make less typos this way. 😉

Either way, Princess Dorky-pants (that’s me,) has come here to FINALLY get that job spell for you. It was unfortunate it took this long, but I seriously asked my clients “please don’t send your old friend Cat some excessive levels of email, especially those which are like ‘what is your insight on this guy giving me a sort of weird look the other day, and please be sure to include references to major books, a bibliography, and at least 2 paragraphs regarding the reason why you made these 10 statements in a previous email, and I’ve numbered them for you here.’” Yes, people send me s*** like this all of the time. 😉 Anyhow, as soon as I asked people not to bombard me with 800 emails similar to those referenced above, I was bombarded with those very emails. I think every email I received contained the phrase “I wanted your opinion on…”
And you all know your old friend Cat LOVES giving her opinion on things usually, but when she’s injured and just trying to get her neccisary work done, its a little thoughtless to proceed with the “125 question I could ask Batman-arm at a later date,” especially when she asked you pretty pretty please to contain yourself with those types of emails for a bit – outside of major emergencies of course….but at least it clarified who is reading my client’s section, who’s on the Hoodoo for Everyone board, and who just ignores all of that stuff, and figures its okay to even ignore my regular “office” hours (which don’t occur on the weekend, by the way,) because all of it is just an inconvenience to certain people.

Well, let me warn you… I took a lot of time writing this out and know I’m gonna be really really descriptive here because its been bottled up thanks to my robo-hand. You were warned. 😉

Moving on…

First, before we proceed to the materials list, I would like to remind you that if you don’t actively go out and seek a job, no one will know you are looking, and that will make this spell pretty ineffective. This spell is for people willing to put in applications, and not for people who refuse to leave their home or let employers know they are seeking employment. Not letting others know you are seeking employment will effect this spell in a similar manner to what chasing your ex down the street with an axe would do for a recon spell, which, for those of you unclear on that, means it would negatively effect this spell. We clear on that? Cool.

Now that we’ve all agreed to actively apply for jobs/seek employment in conjunction with this spellwork, you will need:
Bay Laurel leaves, crushed or powdered
Goldenseal root, powdered
Lemongrass, fined or powdered
Red sandalwood, powdered,
Cinnamon, powdered
Charcoal disks for burning incense
An incense holder/censer designed to burn charcoal disks (see images close and with flash, I am holding the screen piece with a charcoal disk on it so you can see it clearer, the brighter one will pop up to a full size if clicked,)


A medium to large lodestone, or a magnet between 1.5-3inches diameter
Magnetic dust, aka steel dust, aka lodestone food – OPTIONAL, you can substitute golden colored steel dust for regular steel dust, –
Crown of Success oil,
Four gold (orangey-yellow) candles of the same size (you will also need 4 brass candle holders of the same size if using candles which do not stand freely,)
A picture of yourself or the person you are doing the spell for (you may wish to use a computer print out of an image if its precious to you as I am certain it will be ruined in the process of this spell,)
A flat area such as a table top or altar which can remain undisturbed OR if this is not an option, a cookie sheet or baking sheet which you can move and store,
A bowl for mixing,
A lighter.

Prep:
Place about 2 tablespoons of each herbal ingredient (red sandalwood, bay laurel, lemongrass, goldenseal, cinnamon,) into your bowl. Blend until mixed. Place both your hands over the mouth of the bowl, and picture green, gold, and violet energy surging from your hands into the bowl**, filling the powder with this energy. When you feel as though you have filled the powder with this energy, while still holding your hands over the bowl say, “I infuse this with the power to draw to me/(name of target) a job, wealth and prosperity, as is my will, so it be.”

**For those readers unaccustomed to energy work or who just feel they cannot really accomplish it properly, hold both hands over the mouth of the bowl, and envision yourself in your new job for a few minutes, see yourself with extra income, and see yourself prosperous in your minds eye. Then say the short chant over the powder given above.

Set your powder aside.

I have put a picture guide for the altar up. Sorry about my handwriting, but I hope this freehand guide helps a bit.

Make sure your altar or cookie sheet (if you’ve chosen the “moveable” method,) is clean. I recommend wiping down with an ammonia based cleaner or Florida Water in a spray bottle. Now place the altar in a place where you can work (if it is a movable top.)

Anoint your lodestone or magnet thoroughly with Crown of Success oil, and place this atop the photo in the center of the altar. Using your right hand, make a circle around the lodestone and image by sprinkling your powder around it in a circle. Take more powder into your right hand and with a sweeping motion create an X through the circle with the image and stone being in the center part of the X. The X is created by a motion of the hand from the northwest (if we were looking at the circle as a compass image,) to the southeast, then the northeast to southwest. If this is ridiculously confusing to you, just make an X with the powder, so that the center of the X is where your picture and the lodestone is. You’ll be OK. 😉

Sprinkle a liberal amount of steel dust on to your lodestone/magnet.

Anoint your four candles UP (base to wick,) with your Crown of Success oil, using seven strokes of the hand to each candle, and place a candle at the four end points of your X.

Place your censer to the top right part of the altar, and light the disc. Place your powder and your magnetic dust either in the bottom right corner of the altar or on a seperate table.

Spell:
Place a pinch of your powder on to the lit charcoal disc in your censer.

Light your four candles starting (again as if we were looking at the altar like it were the face of a map,) with the northwestern candle, and then moving in a clockwise direction until all four candles are lit.

Hold your hands out to either side of the altar, upwards (visually, you might be looking like you are offering a hug,) so that your hands are above the altar but spread far enough that the altar (or altar set up,) would be between them if you lowered them. Breathe deeply and envision gold energy flooding down from the sky into you, through the crown of your head. Now turn your hands downwards towards the set up, envisioning the energy flowing through the crown of your head, through you, and down to the set up. See the energy go to the candles and then run along the lines you made with the powder to the picture and lodestone. If this is too complicated or you are uncomfortable with energy work because you feel you are not capable of it, simply try to keep the mental image of yourself with your new job and prosperous in your minds eye while you go through the physical motions I’ve mentioned. As you hold your downcast palms towards the altar set up (and still keeping your energy flowing out if you’re doing the energy work,) say, “I draw to the perfect job to me, I draw to myself the perfect job and great prosperity. With this lodestone” (or magnet, if that’s what you are using,) “my perfect job is magnetically drawn to me, prosperity is magnetically drawn to me. (You can here put more specifics on the job you are looking for, ie “The perfect dental assistant job that earns 56k a year and is within a 30 mile radius from my home is drawn to me,”) What I ask is mine, my desires are manifesting as a speak. This spell shall not reverse nor place upon me any curse, as is my will, so be it!” Cease sending power into the altar set up.

Allow your candles to burn out all of the way. You may remove the holders when they have burnt out, and the censer, and containers of powder and steel dust but leave the lodestone and powders on your altar – “feeding” the lodestone regularly (at least once a week) with steel dust, until your job has manifested. You may decide to keep the dressed lodestone over your picture on a money altar, or wrapped up in a green cloth and kept in the home (so long as you regularly “feed” the stone,) to keep drawing prosperity to you. The powders may be swept off of the altar when the job has manifested.

Also, dust your applications with a bit of this powder (if in paper form – obviously do not dust your computer with it for email applications,) before sending it or dropping it off to your employer if you’d like to add extra power to your spell. You can also use the powder as an incense and “smoke” the applications instead by passing them through the smoke instead of dressing them with powder if you prefer.

I am sure their will be a wealth of questions, so email me if there are.

You can find ALL of your herbal needs and your charcoal disks here:

Happy Job Hunting!

~Cat

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