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“I’m Cat, and for a long time, Cat’s Rants, the longest running occult based blog was over at TypePad – since 2004. Sadly, TypePad shuttered permanently as of September 30th 2025. Please be patient while I export 21 years of blog posts over to my new WordPress location. With a much easier url to remember and all your favorite posts all the way back to 04, Cat’s Rants should hopefully improve over its former location.” Cat has practiced and studied the occult, tarot, and spellcasting for over 35 years, and has shared her expert teachings on how to cast your own spells, including original spells and recipes on the Cat’s Rants blog since 2004. A professional tarot reader since the 1990s, she’s also an internationally-known psychic reader and tarot expert. As a published and respected occultist for over two decades, and an expert in the fields of rootwork, hoodoo, and Catholic folk magic, she continues to serve the public by teaching authentic spell casting and offering readings and services.

Please Stop Spamming The Blog

Yes, I know you leave comments and put links to your sites…sometimes this is okay if its another blog, or something we might be interested in. However, I think your dating sites and penis-enlargement schemes are inappropriate given the topic of my blog, and furthermore, I’m not an advertising vehicle for you in any capacity. I appreciate people reading my blog and leaving comments, but they are all MODERATED, so please stop trying to sell your Viagra via my blog…its just not going to happen. I see your spam and I delete it before anyone else does.

Mind you, I don’t need Viagra (I have a vagina, and my guy is quite virile, thanks,) I don’t need a dating site (not single, wouldn’t use one if I were,) and I definitely don’t need penis-enlargement (again, I have a vagina, and my guy is already hung enough, more would be uncomfortable, but thx,) and pre-emptively, weight loss and body-image is not a problem for me or anyone else in my household as we are all freaking gorgeous and fit and sex-ay, thanks.

And leave your porno links elsewhere… If I want to see a hot naked chick, I’ll stand in front of a mirror naked, and if I want to see a hot chick have sex with a hot guy, I’ll move the mirror to my bedroom…which actually sounds entertaining, unlike your porno. 😉

~C

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3 responses to “Please Stop Spamming The Blog”

  1. Carmin Avatar
    Carmin

    Hey, you. I wanted to drop a suggestion. Mark your blog as “No Follow” under settings. People that are attempting to harvest backlinks to get a higher Google ranking avoid “No Follow” blogs like the plague, as it is a waste of their oh-so-precious time, lol.
    Anyway, hope this helps.
    -Carmin

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  2. Cat Avatar
    Cat

    I’m not sure TypePad offers such things. 😉 They have been putting in new features a lot lately so I have to check. Most of the new features are just very very annoying.

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  3. Gem Avatar
    Gem

    I think they’re like, bots or something. Because I remember having that kind of trouble with my WordPress blog (when I used to have one that is), and while they’re both different services, well…whatever it is that spams, it’s something similar?

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