Hey all,
Hilariously I have been asked by 4 or 5 people if I am dead or OK, because I haven't been writing….at least not where these people could see my fingers tapping away. The reality is that I have been writing A LOT, just most of it is email. 😉 That's a good thing. I love working for others, and the fact that my days are pretty full of emailing and spellcasting is a truly happy thing for me.
Unfortunately, my smelly little parrot sleeps in the kitchen. He can't bear being in a cage with a blanket tossed over it like a normal pet bird going to sleep. Instead the little pooper flies up to the kitchen fan between 7-8 at night (he puts himself to bed,) and expects me to shut off the lights. This is fine and well and actually very cute until you consider that it means I don't have a PC once he goes to bed, because it's also in the kitchen and currently the cord is entwined in some form of hermetic knot with Christmas and Halloween lights which means if I try to move it, I knock over a kitchen chair, a pile of books, and probably somehow manage to trip myself on the cord and die just so I can put my laptop in the living room and type long things like articles and novel length emails. So, generally between 7-8pm this seems like a very herculean task, and I'm usually kind of tired and doing spells and other stuffs as is, and so…yeah, once my PC time is over, so is writing articles for the day, and if you asked me some essay questions, chances are I'll get back to you in the morning.
Of course this is concerning to those of you who perceive me as living through my blog and my twitter and nothing else. Those of you who are facebook friends are probably like "Please, Cat is posting stupid funny pictures at like 11:30p all the time" (and I do, generally, right before I go to bed, lol,) or are saying "That chick gets up at like 5:30 and posts things where she's pissed she's awake," (also true,) so you don't perceive me as "dead" or "missing." 😉 But I realize that is a tiny subset of people who are my friends on FB, so yes, just to assure you all, I'm quite alive.
ALSO, everyone should know that in a few weeks I'm going to restrict the number of cases I take with NEW clients (that is, people I have no experience with,) because the bulk of my "emails of novel length," are with people I have no experience with. This is going to allow me to have the time to finish writing my big book. 😀 HOWEVER, I know there will be a few people who have wanted to work with me who will be disappointed with me possibly delaying accepting their case. If you want to PREVENT that wait, please contact me ASAP, as right now, I am still accepting difficult cases, high maintenance cases, – all of it! 🙂 I have done this job for a very long time, and I know that most of the time, I am going to be needed for writing novel length responses in the first few weeks with a new client. After that, the client often calms and adjusts to the situation, and in many cases, there is tangible manifestation (that is, visible results starting) right around the same time which helps with many people's anxiety thus making less "novel-length replies" necessary. 😉 SO IF YOU AND I HAVE NEVER WORKED TOGETHER, AND YOU ARE INTERESTED IN WORKING WITH ME, PLEASE LET ME KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AS THERE MAY BE A DELAY IN PICKING UP YOUR CASE IN LATE JUNE/EARLY JULY.
Thanks everyone! I will try to disengage the power cord from those lights (some of them are shaped like spiders…it's much harder than it sounds, haha,) when I have an hour to waste, which will hopefully mean more articles.
~C
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