Revenge on an Ex

Hey Occulties,

I was recently enjoying Quora when someone linked to this article. It gave me kind of a laugh because I hear that someone thinks their ex is a narcissist quite a bit, and having seen a small amount of actual narcissists in my time at this profession, I assure you, that asshole you're telling me about probably isn't close to being that bad. However, bad exes are a thing, and they are often a thing we want some revenge against. So, inspired by people on Quora raving against their ex, here you go…

A classic revenge spell against an ex is to procure a beef heart, but I'm going to be presumptuous and assume many of you wouldn't know where to find that, or couldn't manage to handle it without puking, so let's try something that doesn't require you handle actual guts. This one is far easier. 

You will need:
Capsaicin extract*
Hair, fingernail/toenail clippings/blood/semen etc from your target
Black pepper
Red pepper
Poppy seeds
Vinegar
A small jar or bottle

The best witness sample to use, in my opinion, is hair or blood. However, if you only have sexual secretions (make sure ONLY the target's sexual secretions are present,) or fingernails, it will still work. Take a small bit of your witness sample, and place it into the jar, saying "(Name of target), I capture you in this jar." Now pour in a little black pepper, red pepper, and some poppy seeds saying, "(Name of target, I burn you and confuse you and roast you," now add some capsaicin extract and say, "(Name of target) you are without peace, your skin burns, your mind burns, your body is on fire," and then add vinegar to fill the jar saying "(Name of target) all is sour and bitter to you, in your firey hell," now place a lid on the jar, and say "This spell shall not reverse nor place upon me any curse, as is my will, so be it!" Once you do this, hold the jar in your hands for a few minutes, envisioning your target burning up as one would with a fever, scratching at themselves, and feeling miserably hot. Now shake the jar three times. The jar should be buried on the target's property OR failing that, in a spot where they frequently pass near. 

Happy Hexing!

~Cat

 

 

*This stuff is VERY HOT and can hurt mucous membranes. Please be careful, wash your hands after using it, and avoid skin or eye contact. Clearly do not eat it.