Hey Occulties,
I have a sale where you can basically save hundreds, but you must first get through my complaints to find it, ha ha.
March was a very, very very big month for me, and because of that, I was definitely not the easiest person to find. For starters, our storage (something I originally paid about $150 a month for not even 2 years ago, went up to $565 a month. Since we weren't living in it, we said that's way too fcking much, thanks, and we moved all the shit which had been in three separate homes (we moved a lot last year,) out of storage, and into our very small home. So, myself and Mr. NC are living in what feels like a walk in closet til we figure out how much of this crap is going to charity or in the dumpster. It's like cleaning out your basement but hilariously enough, we have storage in the basement of this house, we just have to reconfigure it all. On top of this, Mr NinjaCat had a bunch of stuff to get done/do/etc and then we both went and broke a tooth (on food, and no we don't share these broken teeth, we just both decided to crack off a filling on some food days apart from each other because we share everything even dental misery, because that's what God apparently intended,) so now we have to pay a lot of money to not look ridiculous, which of course, after moving three freaking times in about a year and having this crazy amount of sorting to do, and with all Mr NC's appointments, and my two jobs is a time clusterfuck so just don't expect me to be smiling for the next few weeks, ha ha.
Meanwhile, everyone and their grandma decided it was time to chit chat with me, which has been enormously difficult to schedule appointments with me (and nearly impossible to catch me without one) what with being snaggletooth, and trying to figure out where the feck am I going to put all these freaking dishes we own because we don't have space. Lucky for everyone I did find temp tooth repair stuff so I'm at least not increasing the damages and it doesn't hurt, thanks for asking.
That made me hella drop the ball on my contest so I've extended it to April 10. If you want in on the questions you've asked me contest, please ask your questions now.
But it also made it clear that I need to chat with a few of you on a few things. 1.) DO NOT INQUIRE IF I'VE DONE SOMETHING WHEN I GAVE YOU A SPECIFIC DATE I'D BE CASTING. Not only is it ANNOYING, IT IS A HUGE WASTE OF EVERYONE'S TIME AND CLEARLY SHOWS YOU DID NOT READ WHAT I WROTE YOU. Example – I tell you I will do something on Friday. You email me 13 times from Tuesday until Saturday to see if I've done this thing for you, when I literally said it was going to be Friday. By the time Friday comes, you've already worn out my good graces, and you don't stop. It's not that you're altering instructions, it's that you want to see if I've done a thing I told you I'd do in FOUR DAYS FROM THAT DAY. Keep in mind, I do have 63 active cases at this moment in time. That means if 63 people did that all at once, guess what? I'd just probably want to jump off a cliff. But what if it's only six people? You are still taking up the time of everyone else asking me something which is clearly not necessary as I told you I WOULD DO IT FOUR DAYS IN THE FUTURE. And A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE DOING THIS. If I give you a date, this is when I will do my work. Do not check and recheck. 2.) Asking me random questions because you're "just curious" is also somewhat obnoxious. I get that you're checking if I'm still reading your emails or I will reply. It rarely if ever has anything to do with you just being curious about what you're asking me. You're basically poking me to see if I'll reply. I legit work 70-80 hour weeks every week, so kindly do not think to add more hours to that merely to see if I'm still breathing.
But the next thing ain't even your fault, everyone. I am about to fully ban PayPal payments. Why? They suck so bad. I know that will negatively affect many of you and I will try to work to find you a solution.
Lastly, there is a MEGA GIGANTIC STORAGE CLEARANCE SALE. We DO NOT have the room to store all the stuff we took out of storage. I probably need to clear a good 20 cubic feet or more of this stuff out of here, I BS you not. So if you want deals, I may be able to help. We need to clear out space and if I realized how much of a freakin hoarder I secretly am (not so secret now, lol) when it comes to bizarre and weird ingredients, candles, and herbals, I would probably not have closed off my storage entirely, just moved to a smaller storage unit. BUT what's done is done, and now I need to clear boxes and pallets of stuff out. Plz buy spells and help. I've already been throwing out $100-$150 discounts since last week. 😀 I literally have like 921 candles (almost a thousand) when I'd thought I had far less than that and some of them are in some bizarre and awesome shapes, too.
So Contact Me if you need work and please wait for me to reply when you do (because I am craaaaaaazy busy with spells right now, and thank you so much for your business! I appreciate it!)
~Cat
Cat’s Rants: Confessions of an Occult Mastermind 