Cat’s Rants: Confessions of an Occult Mastermind

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“I’m Cat, and for a long time, Cat’s Rants, the longest running occult based blog was over at TypePad – since 2004. Sadly, TypePad shuttered permanently as of September 30th 2025. Please be patient while I export 21 years of blog posts over to my new WordPress location. With a much easier url to remember and all your favorite posts all the way back to 04, Cat’s Rants should hopefully improve over its former location.” Cat has practiced and studied the occult, tarot, and spellcasting for over 35 years, and has shared her expert teachings on how to cast your own spells, including original spells and recipes on the Cat’s Rants blog since 2004. A professional tarot reader since the 1990s, she’s also an internationally-known psychic reader and tarot expert. As a published and respected occultist for over two decades, and an expert in the fields of rootwork, hoodoo, and Catholic folk magic, she continues to serve the public by teaching authentic spell casting and offering readings and services.

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  • I’ll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for a Hamburger Today!

    Ah the holidays. I get a crappy birthday, a crappy Christmas, and all throughout it I get "I can pay you (some future time completely in opposition to the contract I signed when applying where the client agrees to where they say they are ready to pay now.)" This is always said after I've spent…

  • Thank You!!! :)

    Hey Occulties, While I'm sure this will read as a ton of platitudes, I do realize sometimes we all need me to point out something nice (you know that isn't like my previous post where I want to punch UPS in the balls.) 😉 This month has been pretty amazing with manifestations. A lot of…

  • UPS IS BANNED FOR CLIENT-to-CAT DELIVERY

    Hey clients, If you want to mail me something you are not to use UPS. The delivery guy has put 2 notices on my door without knocking (I'm sitting five feet from the door, he doesn't knock) then shot a postcard through without knocking. So I called UPS who thought to make me drive ten…

  • “Quick Advice/Clarification” vs Spell-Coaching

    Hey everyone, Since this has been an increasing problem over the years… I do not give substitutions for items you can’t locate (or refuse to try on your own to locate,) nor do I give substitutions for actions you can’t take. The substitution for anything you can’t find or any action you can’t take is…

  • Help Cat Write a Book

    Hey everyone, A few friends of mine suggested I write up a campaign to get enough for me to be able to write a book. While it might just be a lark, I do hope everyone can help out. If you CAN, then I can finally publish that book I’ve been promising for…oh, ten-ish years…

  • 10 Things You Should Really Stop Doing (or you should at least consider not doing when dealing with occultists.)

    Hello Occulties: Soooo, I have a few articles on their way out, one is going to be a book review, there is a money spell en route..so, get excited for the 14 days of posts (which may technically be 14+ posts not on 14 different days…sorry about that – work really hella sucks in December.)…