Cat’s Rants: Confessions of an Occult Mastermind

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“I’m Cat, and for a long time, Cat’s Rants, the longest running occult based blog was over at TypePad – since 2004. Sadly, TypePad shuttered permanently as of September 30th 2025. Please be patient while I export 21 years of blog posts over to my new WordPress location. With a much easier url to remember and all your favorite posts all the way back to 04, Cat’s Rants should hopefully improve over its former location.” Cat has practiced and studied the occult, tarot, and spellcasting for over 35 years, and has shared her expert teachings on how to cast your own spells, including original spells and recipes on the Cat’s Rants blog since 2004. A professional tarot reader since the 1990s, she’s also an internationally-known psychic reader and tarot expert. As a published and respected occultist for over two decades, and an expert in the fields of rootwork, hoodoo, and Catholic folk magic, she continues to serve the public by teaching authentic spell casting and offering readings and services.

Category: Cursing/Controlling Spells

  • Curse for an Oath or Vow Breaker

    Hey kids, While PayPal is still banned in a fun move of events, we have identified the reddit stalker. It's good to have connections. It's also going to cost this person thousands per post as they agreed to in their contract ($3000 per libelous or defamatory post, several are the same person pretending to be…

  • Spell to Make an Enemy Annoying to Others

    Hey occulties, I'm still working on my contest entries but the contest is over. I should be alerting my winners in the next day or two. Sorry to be a slug there. We are still fighting the massive shitstorm of "holy crap how much do we own anyway?" that cleaning out our storage has given…

  • Simple Technique to Disturb and Disrupt an Enemy’s Life

    Hey Occulties, Just a quickie today. So this is pretty simple. Find a graveyard which is preferably an older graveyard. Find a tombstone which has a bush or a tree which brushes against it. Even some high grass is fine, so long as when the wind blows, it's going to rub that stone. Most newer…

  • To Get a Debt Repaid

    Hey Occulties, So, there are NO FREE SERVICES, – no free readings, recastings, or spells. Also, I have FIVE BUSINESS DAYS to reply to you and if you complain prior to that about something being late, I may just fire you. If both types don't like that, I don't like freebie gougers, and Mr NinjaCat…

  • Cat Teaches You How to Deal with Chargeback Creeps

    Hey occulties, So, some readers asked do I do anything special to fraudsters who attempt chargebacks, and the answers there may surprise you. For many years, I honestly did not really do much. There have always been scammers but the vast majority were just psychos and at the time PayPal protected sellers better and that…

  • Sweet Justice!!

    Good morning, Occulties, So, I'm glad to have a client story to share this morning, and not only was it a welcome read (because Mercury decided to retrograde all over me before 9am, ha!) I'm even more grateful I was given permission to share. Names are all changed, of course. Sometime around February, my client…

  • Myth VS Reality

    Hey Occulties, Today, I'd like to discuss "wrong ideas" people get in their heads about spellwork, the occult, etc., which this is not really going to be a finite list or near to it, but definitely some of the things I currently see all too often. So in no numbered order, here are some myths…

  • Revenge on an Ex

    Hey Occulties, I was recently enjoying Quora when someone linked to this article. It gave me kind of a laugh because I hear that someone thinks their ex is a narcissist quite a bit, and having seen a small amount of actual narcissists in my time at this profession, I assure you, that asshole you're…

  • Revenge Against Someone Who Has Treated You Badly

    Hey Occulties, As many of you have no doubt guessed, a great deal of my requests are love-related, and generally related to retrieving a lost loved one. While that's all fine and well, and to be expected, what happens when you realize your ex was/is a terrible human being?  Now, I'd just like to say…

  • Spell to Make Someone Unappealing to Others

    Hey Occulties, I have a confession to make. I have a really awesome Saturnian binding in my drafts folder. I've been wanting to post it basically since the same day I posted last… 😦 I really want to share it, but am then impeded by people who would think it's about them (because basically it…