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“I’m Cat, and for a long time, Cat’s Rants, the longest running occult based blog was over at TypePad – since 2004. Sadly, TypePad shuttered permanently as of September 30th 2025. Please be patient while I export 21 years of blog posts over to my new WordPress location. With a much easier url to remember and all your favorite posts all the way back to 04, Cat’s Rants should hopefully improve over its former location.” Cat has practiced and studied the occult, tarot, and spellcasting for over 35 years, and has shared her expert teachings on how to cast your own spells, including original spells and recipes on the Cat’s Rants blog since 2004. A professional tarot reader since the 1990s, she’s also an internationally-known psychic reader and tarot expert. As a published and respected occultist for over two decades, and an expert in the fields of rootwork, hoodoo, and Catholic folk magic, she continues to serve the public by teaching authentic spell casting and offering readings and services.

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  • Exactly the Sign You’re Looking For

    Hello Loveys, So I saw this travel into my newsfeed today from Brother Moloch's page, and it is the truth! If you're sick of your problems hounding you, if you want to make things better, you should live by this motto! Magic is about taking control of your life, and changing it for the better!…

  • First Some Photos….

    Hey occulties… since i I know there are some leaf freaks in the audience, here are some unseasonably late changing trees: These were on the way to Western Cemetery, one of Portland’s oldest cemetaries. I believe the last person buried there died in 1910. Many of the graves are so worn that you can’t read…

  • Out of the Friendzone

    Hey there Occulties, I feel like everyone needs a little pick me up, so since I had a success story cross my desk today, I asked the client if I could share it (names changed to protect everyone's identity,) and she agreed. So the background here is that my client (who I will call Sally,)…

  • Emergencies, Urgencies, Thinking It To Death and Free Psychic Question No-Nos. :D

    Over the years, it has never been a mystery that many people forget that lovely terms of service (it's very enlightening,) or that pesky client agreement that they agreed to when applied for services. Now, most of the time, it's only mild violations on the rules, where it would be a bit extreme to call…

  • Thank you Paimon, St Expedite, Friends, Fans, Clients, Readers and Everyone

    I am truly a blessed person to have so many people who care about me and my family. The outpouring of love and support from everyone who saw a post that was up for maybe 2 hours that, due to a serious problem in Mr NinjaCat's life, I would need to take "half days" at…

  • In regards to my previous article

    Hey there Occulties, So referring back to my article regarding long-term reconciliation… a few people became very disheartened and were like OMIGOD CAT I WILL NEVER GET SO AND SO BACK AND I CANNOT WAIT MONTHS FOR THEM!!! TELL ME IF MY LIFE IS REALLY THIS BAD!? *sigh Look, I'm a big believer in spellwork.…

  • Ew, not Long-Term-Reconciliation Work!? (Yep, that’s what I’m discussing.)

    Hello Occulties, So I had to think awhile on what to write for this week's Sunday article. For starters, the beginning of my week was in internet blackout, so a lot of what I dealt with was "Did you reply to my damn email yet? It's been four hours since I wrote it," while trying…

  • On Fire (not literally or because of the heatwave)

    Hey Occulties,  So happy to share this story (and have permission to,) as it totally made my day. One of my clients just had a fantastic outcome and I want to share, as it is impressive! The background: My client had been dating a fellow for about a year and around the year mark, he…

  • Retrograde Ragin’ and Hanging with Paimon

    Holy mackerel, just when you think people can't get any more crazy, I woke up (with 4 hours of sleep, no less,) to a whole boatload of it…even family and friends. 😛 For example, I do not control PayPal (and I'd not be living off of Hamburger Helper this week since it's bill week if…

  • Because it’s come up 3x today

    Hey Occulties, Since, at this writing, Mars is retrograde, avoid using a lot of red magic for sexual/lust type workings for about the next month (it ends in late August.) While you probably are going to be OK, I would hate to trigger some latent anger or badness, so use your red magic wisely. :) …