Cat’s Rants: Confessions of an Occult Mastermind

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  • No incidents since five minutes ago. Thanks for reading, I promise to speak about spells and the occult once I master this behemoth which is my inbox. 😉 Oh, and since several asked, part of that expensive dental surgery was removing a blob of excess gum by my jaw joint that appeared after I had…

  • So, last night after some asshat wasted my time, this person was kind enough to end our conversation by sending me a fucking virus. So, I tried flushing my fucking whore of a computer with anti virus programs. Didn’t do much. So I tried system restoring this morning. This led to me getting what can…

  • Well, it’s happened. I get to work all weekend long (I am clocking my 12th hour working on my day off as I type,) and that’s because I have a buttload of what I like to term as “essay question emails,” and a lot of regular average business email, and it’s getting really overwhelming. I…

  • The winner of my drawing is SJ (I will be emailing you shortly,) Runners up are SP, and VG who will also be getting emailed shortly. 🙂 Thanks for participating everyone! 😀 ~Cat

  • While the vast majority of people who contact me are reasonable and wonderful people, unfortunately the “bad ones” stand out so boldly in my mind, that, in the hopes of those people contacting me less, I have been moved to write this page. As I’ve stated frequently on this blog, my name is not Google.…

  • Hey everyone, As many of you already know, I moved my site to a new host over the weekend. The site is mostly up and running (yes there are parts that say coming soon,) and the emails are working fine. As many of you also already know all last week I had to fight the…

  • All comments on this blog are moderated. Please take a quick glance at these guidelines to ensure your comment gets published! 🙂 1. I do NOT get any notice in my inbox when you post a comment. Sometimes comments will remain unpublished for a few days due to this, as I must log in to…

  • Hi everyone, Just a note to say if I’ve not answered an email of yours which was sent PRIOR TO January 4, 2010, please resubmit your email. Unfortunately, when I’m on vacation, guess what happens…email builds up! 😉 Well, if I do not get to certain people in a short period of time, they often…

  • Hey everyone, I’m so lame that I refunded failed-chargeback-freak this morning at like nine – that freak you may remember from yesterday’s article (and took pics in case anyone wants to deny I did – obviously you make false claims for a chargeback, you’ll lie about me in other ways, too.) You know I could…

  • ******Updated January 12, 2010 – Someone has attatched a stat counter to this article (no, not me,) and can be seen in my referrers when they check this. Subtle, chargeback guy, very subtle.******* I realize Mercury and Mars are both retrograde, but for the love of all things holy and unholy, WTF is wrong with…