Hey kids, Looks like it’s that time to once again explain readings to my client base – and I don’t mean what they are but what they do to the very fragile environment which is my schedule.  Readings, while being a hugely over-used and very-invasive diagnostic tool, DO comfort some people. I understand this and…

Hey there my occultey friends,  So many of you have asked what exactly has been going on because my time has been difficult to schedule and I’ve not written much in months…plus getting me to write a lot is a bit like pulling teeth. The short answer is…the world’s worst Uhaul, which is on Marginal…

Hello Occulties,  Not sure if you knew this, but I have this nifty business site and on this site there are all these instructions and rules and guidelines where you can answer such nifty questions like “how do I pay you?” Which will in turn tell you about all the pay processors I accept; or…

It’s come to my attention that a bunch of very pathetic little stalkers are literally stalking my Facebook, and even dug up a ridiculous argument some unhinged woman had about me 15+ years ago on some forum which has been widely derided for just about as long. I don’t even know if she wants you…

Hi Occulties! So, not really educational or how-to, but recently a new troublemaker entered my life, and was dumb enough to leave me a stray hair lying about. You do not think when you have long hair that you are constantly leaving them everywhere, but as a woman with very long hair, I know I…

Hey Occulties, I have a sale where you can basically save hundreds, but you must first get through my complaints to find it, ha ha.  March was a very, very very big month for me, and because of that, I was definitely not the easiest person to find. For starters, our storage (something I originally…

Hey Occulties, I said I wouldn't bother saying more because the garbage going on is merely for attention and reaction (it's so very stupid, and clearly untrue,) but I don't like when people upset my clients and readers, and they are upset and angry about these assclowns (moreso than I am) at the situation, so…

***This Article is FEATURED and newer posts may appear below it*** Hey Occulties, So, after chatting with Ms Karma Zain, I'm here to announce my Questions You've Asked Me Contest, which is a super fun contest that requires no purchase from you and can get you FREE AWESOME PRIZES…or at least, I think they are…

Hey Occulties, DAMN, it's colder outside than my attitude is at a party full of people I hate, and that's mofuggin cold. So, today since I posted a luv spell yesterday, comes the obligatory lecture about love and relationships because so often I find it isn't the spell isn't working, it's the petitioner working against…

My Dear Occulties, It is with great sadness, that I announce a wonderful author, brilliant mind, and a very lovely person all around has left this world for the next. Jake has always been such an amazing force to me, and I'm sure I probably annoyed him more than once with a stupid question, as…