Cat’s Rants: Confessions of an Occult Mastermind

Spell to draw customers

March 10, 2024

Hey occulties,

So clearly our forebears in the world of magic did not have internet businesses. Even 100-150 years ago the idea of businesses done by mail (which is about the closest approximation we can use to the internet if we look back in time,) were still pretty novel. But this doesn’t mean you need a physical store (nor did you ever,) nor office to draw paying customers to you. This is wonderful for those of us in this modern world who sell services or items online, obviously. This spell works for both physical businesses and for those without a store or office, as it draws positive attention to your business and not the location you work from.

This spell is best done on a Sunday or Wednesday in the hour of Jupiter during the first quarter cycle of the moon, and if the moon is in Sagittarius, even better.

You will need:
A bill of largest denomination from your last three sales* (so three pieces of paper money)
Honey
Attraction oil (substitute w Crown of Success if needed,)
Four yellow-orange tea light candles
A pen or marker with purple or blue ink.

On each piece of paper money, inscribe your businesses name with your pen – do not be ostentatious. So either write it small on a part where there is no printed design, or over the design without it being hugely obvious. Anoint each candle with oil saying “Like ants to sugar or honey to bee, customers are drawn to me!” three times for each candle. Place your candles at each cardinal point on your altar (North, East, South, West,) and starting from the west, light each candle. Now taking a bit of honey on your index finger, anoint the corner of each bill with honey and repeat the chant (so four times per bill) and place this so it is in the center (and not in danger of catching fire,) if your four candles. Hold your hand over the stack of bills and say “Like ants to sugar or honey to bee, customers are drawn to me, as is my will, so it be!” Allow the candles to burn out. When they have, take each bill and give one to a needy person until you’ve given out all three. The money will come pouring in quickly, so don’t fret too much about giving it away if you feel it’s too dear.

~Cat

*Many sales are electronic today. In the states that means if you want cash, you will need to use the atm, so just get $20 out of the atm for that sale.
Success Work vs Money Work

March 9, 2024

Hello Occulties,

Today, I’d like to briefly touch on how success work and money work are similar but are not the same, as I’d like to post some money and success spellwork for you but feel like we need to have this little chat first.

Now one thing I’m going to say before I even get into this discussion with you – lottery spells are gambling spells and the lottery has ATROCIOUS odds for large jackpots so save your $$, because increasing the odds of winning Powerball or Mega Millions is still dealing with ATROCIOUS ODDS!!

So when we use money-drawing work, usually this is to draw to us a promotion with a better income or to draw sales to ourselves, or to draw monies owed. Success spell work will give us or our business a better reputation, may increase our sales, and will draw to us repeat business as well as accolades from our managers and bosses, not just from customers. Clearly both are related, but if you are a student or perhaps a writer or an artist, you are drawing more respect and better grades which may not actually get you a better income.

Which is “better?” I honestly feel that that most of us profit when we use both simultaneously. For example, just making a lot of sales doesn’t mean a lot of happy customers or respect. But happy customers and respect doesn’t mean you’re making a living wage, either. Making the boss think you’re a star employee doesn’t mean you’ll make more money, but getting a raise doesn’t mean your boss thinks you’re a stand out at your job. This is why I recommend people try to do success and money blessings at the same time, and this is very easy to do.

Cast your spells in a solar hour on a Thursday or a Jovial hour on a Sunday. Now Jupiter can be a bit slower moving (but is longer lasting,) so if you need some really fast help with money use a mercurial hour on a Sunday or a solar hour on a Wednesday. Mercury is very fast acting but not as long lasting. As is often the case in magic, that which is fast acting is not long lasting and that which is slower to begin acting is much longer lasting of an influence.

If you are at a job and seeking a promotion, use that jovial (Jupiter) influence. This is really going to push strongly for you to be seen as the best candidate. Jupiter is a good fellow for students, too. Are you trying to do better in a class and struggling? Use a bit of crown of success on a purple candle and you will see your performance improve. But if you are working a job where your earnings are sales, Jupiter is very much your friend but it’s the sun or mercury who will send you those sales quickly. I recommend a weekly or at least monthly working every Sunday to keep sales steady and strong.

As a spellcaster you need two oils in your spell cabinet at all times – money drawing, and crown of success. There are plenty of good money and success oils out there but these two are paramount. Another staple is Red Fast Luck. This is very important to speed that money into an account when the need hits.

Alright my beloveds, money and success workings are coming up… just needed a little pre-lecture ❤️

~Cat
Spell to Turn Gossip Against its Author

March 8, 2024

Hey kids,

If you’ve ever had someone pass lies around about you, you know it’s a terrible feeling. If you know the person who made these false tales up about you, – and I mean be sure they are false when you use this spell, – then a really simple method to get back at someone lying on you is to get a napkin that this person has wiped their mouth with and on each of the four corners write in a pen with blue ink “(Full name of target) your lies are plain for all to see, I expose every falsehood you’ve said about me,” now sprinkle this in goofer dust (the real stuff which is in no way talcum or containing talcum,) and using gloves fold this into quarters, folding away from you, then roll into a tube, rolling away from you, then wrap it in heavy black thread, wrapping away from you and saying “(Full name of target) your lies are plain for all to see, I expose every falsehood you’ve said about me,“ as you wrap it. Now find a living tree with a noticeable burl on it, and dig a bit under the roots enough so you can use this packet under there, and bury it. Now hold your hand over the area it is buried and say “(Full name of target) your lies are plain for all to see, I expose every falsehood you’ve said about me,” three times and then say “as this tree grows, the blight of your lies is as clear as the burl on its side. As is my will, so be it!” Walk away without looking back. Their lies against you will quickly be revealed.

~Cat
QYAM: March 2024 edition

March 5, 2024

Hey occulties,

Its time for another addition of Questions You’ve Asked Me!

Q: If the moon is full, will that make the spell stronger?

A: No, probably not. In most cases someone asking this assumes that the full moon, being itself the completion of the WAXING or GROWING lunar cycle means that a full moon brings or grows the influence of the spell the greatest amount. This actually entirely wrong. If using a lunar influence, the first quarter, that is the first days after the new moon before it reaches half full, have the strongest influence for growing an influence or drawing something to you. The full moon itself is inert. In fact the day after the full moon, until the end of the third quarter, is the strongest part of the lunar cycle for removing something or pushing it away from you or lessening it’s influence.

I can always tell an unpracticed newbie by their belief that the full moon is somehow helpful to draw a thing to them or grow its influence. It’s got it’s purposes but most involve keeping an influence STABLE. Not drawing it to you, not remove it, but keeping it strong and stable.

Q: How can you estimate a manifestation time if, as you claim, “the only right answer for ‘how long this will take to manifest?’ is as long as it needs to’”?

A: Experience. First how long would it likely take if I’d not been asked and the petitioner wasn’t aware I was casting it (which I determine based on a few existing mundane factors and average manifestation times) then add 2 weeks. It’s a legitimate enough concern and I fault no one for asking but the question is one that signals proclivity towards lust for results, death-clocking (fail by dates,) and other spell-slowing behaviors so it will take 2 weeks more than it should generally. If I’m overly concerned on how long something will take for work I do for myself I even add a few weeks to what I expect normally. Obsessive anxiety is no joke. And we all get it sometimes. But even in small doses it slows manifestation! 🫤 I’ll often refuse to work for someone too riddled with lust for results but yep, even a mild case can add 2 weeks!

Q: Can I use a broken or used candle in a spell?

A: Within reason you can use a broken candle, but honestly it’s less useful than one without breaks. It’s substandard in many workings, though if the break is made intentionally, (and I can think of a few spells where this is done,) is not the same as an item which was poorly shipped, handled, or stored and suffered damages for it. As far as a used candle, so long as it wasn’t used in another spell and you have most of the candle, you may use it, but this is, again, not as good as a fresh unused one. Remember, half-assing out of laziness or stinginess is BAD in magic. Spirits take notice and your lackadaisical and careless behaviors can mean a far lesser result. So if you are broke and that broken or used candle is all there is and you NEED a candle, and buying one is the difference between eating or not, you use the broken/used one. If you can’t get a fresh candle in time and there is a need NOW, you use the broken/used one. If you just don’t feel like going to the store to replace and and knew it was broken for days, you get your lazy ass to the store.

It’s better to use something than nothing, but if you’re not putting in effort, expect less back from your spell work.

Q: If you were going to recommend how to enlist the aid of a for-hire spellcaster who isn’t yourself, how would you go about it?

A: I’ve answered this a few times, but as technology changes, the answer does to some extent as well. However my first instruction in said how-to remains the same which is know something about how spells work and about spells. If you are as ignorant of the practice as the vast majority of people are, it’s easy to be fooled. If you know a little about spellcasting yourself, you’re already going to be apt to choose a caster who’s legitimate. The second instruction is basically the same which is don’t trust reviews. Most of them are either false positive or false negative. I think in all my years in the planet that the only reasonably apt reviews online I’ve ever found about anything came from Amazon and when I recently saw a horrible ritual supply product on there being positively reviewed, even that has me wondering, haha. Now refer to my first instruction, as this bears on the second. I have had people blame me for bad outcomes when doing the absolute opposite of my instructions. So this would be like buying a microwave then complaining when you threw it in your bathtub to wash it, it stopped working…and those around you agreeing it must not be a real microwave. 🙄 I once saw a review for a wand – a beautiful handcrafted wand made to specs with astrology and planetary correspondences and all being reviewed as fake because the purchaser waved it around and said some Harry Potter chant or something (which isn’t how wands are used in magic – not at all,) which of course wouldn’t cause anything to happen, and this jerk actually lost a very good craftsman some business being ignorant and posting that. That’s comparable to badly reviewing a hammer because owning one didn’t build you a house when you told it verbally to do so. Plus people always are exaggeratedly good or bad. So…avoid reviews. Approach the caster with a question regarding a type of service instead, and one you might be able to suss out the answer to. For example, do you use lunar correspondences in your work and if not, why? Or something about method. Use much more respectable resources than chat groups or message boards or Reddit to find the answer (those weird things people used to use called books are awesome,) and then match it with that of your spellcasters. Then if they have an intelligent reply, you know they are probably real. Next, ask them how much are you allowed to contact them (a real concern for some,) and if it costs more to do that. Ask real service questions. There are some people who expect a free 24/7 cheerleader. I know I don’t have time for that but I bet someone does. If their policies aren’t clear on their site, you ask directly. Only invest money when you’re comfortable. Outcomes are not guaranteed but you should at least get the desired amount of service you want.

I honestly have plenty of business and I don’t need anyone who’s hugely defensive or high maintenance taking up ten times the amount of time as one of my satisfied regulars so I’m glad to offer tips to find someone else legitimate and spend less time reassuring someone who is paranoid I’m out to get them. Feel free to ask my opinions on if something someone you are considering hiring sounds legit or fishy. I won’t get compensation for it from you or them so I have no reason to be anything but helpful. Outside of that just try using the above instructions.

I mean I don’t use any of the client-review lists passed around about some people, and they definitely aren’t kind about those who write the practitioner review stuff… it all seems like mean girls drama on both ends – so I’m glad when people ask me this stuff because I agree: sometimes it’s just hard to know what to trust with all this mud slinging. 20 years in this business and I’m still appalled by the bad behaviors on both sides sometimes. Use your brain and your instinct, that’s how to find a good spellcaster.

Q: If I curse a target I’m no longer in contact with, how do I know if the spell worked?

A: You can do a reading, but be careful in how you pose the question/ask for the desired information. This is a very important aspect of divination. Poorly posed questions tend to bring back answers which merely reflect the askers hopes or fears, which is already a risk if the querent is overly attached to the outcome.

However if you are patient (and sometimes greatly patient) I can honestly say every curse I’ve done for my own personal use has had the outcome thereof eventually revealed to me. Now if you’re working for yourself, that may be an option, but I know a lot of people who couldn’t stand waiting months or even longer to know. In that case, you should get a reading.

Q: Can I reuse witness samples/tag locks/personal concerns/related terms meaning the same thing?

A: You can’t reuse the same item in a different spell in most cases, although you could use the same picture as long as it’s not the exact same print of that picture which you had used. If you only have a limited amount of a thing – hair for example, just cut a small piece of the item off to use in your spell.

Q: Why do you use red sandalwood in your roadopener formula?

A: Because it is sacred to Ganesha who clears blockages and opens roads.

Q: What makes you so sure that one of your Reddit stalkers is some chick who tried to steal your husband? Maybe it really is a client!

A: Oh, one of them is a client who makes a few accounts and tried to blackmail me for free magic and if I didn’t, she said she’d bad mouth me all over Reddit. Let’s call her Emmy.

The other was never a client and that’s easy to suss out. See, I was arrested but not charged with underage drinking in 1997, a month from my 21st birthday (I’m old.) This is my sole arrest ever. She claims I was arrested for meth in Portland, Maine when I neither lived in Portland, Maine or even in Maine, nor had ever physically seen methamphetamine ever. The girl who wanted my husband used to call me meth head behind my back to my husband (who told me and even put her on speaker phone more than once when she would falsely accuse me of being in the middle of doing multiple things he knew I wasn’t since I was with him when she claimed it was supposedly going on.) Then there is the ongoing discussion of how well-off my family is, which was another thing this girl believed. She thought we were billionaires or something. I have multiple texts from her supporting this. Then to the fact that I’ve never said my husband’s name here or in any public forum. I’m a libertarian and do not legally marry. Therefore there is no legal record of our marriage and no traceable way to know who my husband is on social media…his Facebook isn’t his legal name or related thereto. She’s clearly not a client, she uses the same syntax and made-up “facts” the same as she does throughout the messages of hers I’ve saved now for the two years or so she’s been stalking me.

Basically Emmy/Pomegranate is someone else but then there’s the crazy one who talks about how ugly I am (which I could show you her pic and you’d understand why she’s so focused on you wanting to find me ugly as she was not blessed in looks herself, and clearly is angry about it,) what a pos my husband is including saying outright falsehoods about us both and claims I’m a meth head. If there’s absolutely no legal record of me having any drug problem or legal problem (because there’s absolutely no record of it, I assure you, as I’m not on drugs and have never even had them in my medical records much less a legal record of such use,) nor any way to know who I am married to and neither is anything I discuss and this person holds the same bizarre beliefs as the wanna-be failed homewrecker, who else could it be? I guess it could be another jealous girl but then the whole thought that I’m from an enormously rich family is one I’ve only ever heard from that one.

Quite honestly, I’m glad I finally got legal help. It’s sad that a failed homewrecker and a blackmail artist smeared me so badly before I did anything, but I guess I just believed a thinking person could see right through it without considering several of their readers had never met me anyhow, and had no point of comparison. I’m always happy to discuss any concerns you have privately.

Q: Can you tell me the best days of the week to work money spells?

A: I’ll do you one better, in order of best to good:
MONEY: Sunday, Wednesday, Thursday
LOVE: Friday, Monday, Wednesday
CURSING: Saturday, Tuesday, Thursday

The above are my three biggest requests so I helped with all three!

Hopefully this was educational! Thanks for reading!

~Cat
Thank You, King Paimon

March 4, 2024

As always, I am grateful for your assistance, wisdom, and all you have given to me and done on my behalf. ALL HAIL MIGHTY KING PAIMON!
Jar Spell for Money

February 29, 2024

Good Morning occulties,

This morning I’m telling you how to make your own money jar spell. Now some of this will require you to get dirt from your property (or the petitioner’s property) which for my city-dwelling readers may be easier said than done. If you literally have no spot in the property that hosts flowers or a decorative plant, wait until a wet or muddy day, and take the dirt from the bottom of your shoe and mix it with basic potting soil. If you are drawing money to a specific business, alter this by taking dirt from the property of the business itself.

You will need:
about 2 cups of dirt from the property of the petitioner (person who the spell is cast on behalf of,)
powdered alkanet root
whole bay leaves
5 coins of the same denomination (dimes or quarters for my stateside readers,)
Real maple syrup
gold foil
Irish moss flakes
A box of bright orange or gold color chime candles
a glass jar with a metal lid
Money drawing oil
A slip of paper with the edges torn but not cut off
a pen with blue ink

Creating the jar
write the petitioners name once each line five times, then turning the names so that they run vertical, write Money in my Pocket horizontally across this five times, once per line. Fold this in half, folding towards you. Fold this in half again, folding towards you. Set aside.

Mix together your dirt with about a teaspoon of alkanet root, a quarter to half teaspoon of gold foil, 7 crushed bay leaves, and a few drops of oil, stirring well to evenly mix it. Place about half into your jar, now place your name paper in and then your five coins in a single layer, so that each coin touches the inside edge of the jar. Cover with the rest of your dirt, lightly packing this down. Pour your maple syrup in to fill the jar. Wait about a half hour and if you have some space at the top when the syrup has settled pour in a bit more to fill the jar. Cap the har tightly. You may want to use tape around the edges if you will be moving the jar a lot.

Before burning your first candle on top of the jar, you will need to charge the jar. I like to see, in my minds eye, the jar being full of cash while sending gold and purple energy into the jar until it feels full. If you feel that’s too advanced for you, hold the jar for a few minutes in both hands while seeing the petitioner with fistfuls of money and the jar full of money.

Preparing the candles for burning on top of the jar:
Anoint the candle you are using with seven strokes UP (base to wick) with money drawing oil. Be generous with the amount of oil used as you want the candle very oily. Hold the candle in your power hand (the hand you write with, usually) and try to envision your petitioner with fistfuls of cash while sending gold and purple energy into the candle. Again, if you feel this is too advanced for you, holding the candle while trying to keep the image of your petitioner with fistfuls of cash for a few minutes should suffice. Now roll the candle in Irish moss flakes.

The Candleburning:
Clear all debris off of the lid to prevent fire accidents.

Light your prepared candle and secure it to the lid of the jar. If you are the petitioner, you will use “I” and “me,” and if this is for another, use “he/she/they” and “him/her/them,” for the chant. Say “I draw money from all sources to (petitioner/myself), this very hour, this very second, immediately and always that he find his pockets always full, that he finds his wallet always full, from this second and for every day hereafter,” five times, and after the fifth time say “as is my will – so be it!” Allow the candle to burn out.

I recommend burning at least one candle every Sunday, but you can burn one every Sunday, Wednesday, and Thursday to increase its power. It is fine to keep using the same jar should you wish to continue burning candles on it weekly for as long as you might like until the contents begin to look as if they are spoiling. If your contents spoil, create a new jar using the above process.

Please note, alkanet root will color things reddish brown.

Im sure there will be questions, so please ask!

~Cat

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St Michael Novena

February 24, 2024

Hello Occulties,

When I am in need of help to stay sheltered or fed or healthy, when I need protection from someone who would harm me or see me fail, I call upon the powerful St Michael archangel. I recently shared this novena with a client, and so m now sharing with you. It has helped me every time I use it and others have reported back that it’s helped them as well.

You do not need these items, but traditionally you would place a glass of fresh water and light a candle in front of of an image of St Michael triumphant over the devil. Now to say a St Michael novena, you first say the St Michael prayer three times, which is

St Michael Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our protection against wickedness and snares of the devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray. And do thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host, thrust into Hell Satan and all other evil spirits who wander the world, seeking the ruin and destruction of souls. Amen

Once you have said this, say your need. This should be protection or healing or need make not relating to love but need to survive and be sure to start with “please,” or I humbly ask this favor, etc. Do not boss the being whose name means “who is like God,” and who stands at one side of God with Christ on the other, if you get what I’m saying. Don’t grovel just mind your manners. You do not need to say the same thing every day if you say it regularly

Now say the St Michael prayer again three times.

Now ask something for your enemy or opponents. Like “please bring peace to the heart of those I have unintentionally offended in this matter and help us to be reconciled or feel more kindly towards each other.” It doesn’t need to be grandiose and it’s fine the favor benefit you as well as long as it’s genuine (not like “please make this crappy doctor retire as he clearly is sick of his job”)

Now say the St Michael prayer three times, then an Our Father and a Hail Mary

The Pater Noster (our Father,) is said

Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy Name. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done on earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us. Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil, for Thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory forever and ever, Amen

There are various similar translations but I say it thusly.

And the Ave Maria (Hail Mary):

Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death. Amen.

You don’t have to light a candle. You don’t even need to repeat this for nine days. I do this for at least nine days but even saying it all once tends to help

I hope St Michael the Archangel blesses you and helps you as he has helped me and many I know so many times.

~Cat
Communication Sweet Jar

February 21, 2024

Hey Occulties,

Some if you have asked for a sweet jar that encourages communication so here it is! I may have shared a similar one, but I’m hoping not the same one. I’ve been planning on adding a jar spells category for some time as they are very popular, so I’ll kick off that category today too and retroactively add those I find to the topic heading bit by bit.

You will need:
A glass jar with a metal lid
Honey
Tobacco (if you can find a cigar brand known as swisher sweets these tend to work very nicely for this purpose)
Peach rose petals
Red Sandalwood chips
Lemongrass
White sugar
A scrap of brown paper bag with all edges torn (not cut) off
A pen
Light blue or pink chime candles
An item from or image of the spell target

To make your name paper write your target’s name nine times, once per line on nine lines for example:
Firstname Lastname
Firstname Lastname
Firstname Lastname (etc)

Then, turning the names so they now run vertical, write your command across this once per line on nine lines. In this spell, the command would be “Contact (name of petitioner) immediately.” Spit into the center of the paper and place the personal item or image into the center then fold the paper into quarters towards you. Place this into your jar and fill it about a quarter to third full with sugar, add the tobacco from one cigarette or cigar, about 2 tablespoons lemongrass, a tablespoon of red sandalwood, and a quarter to third cup rose petals. Fill the remainder with honey and screw the lid on the jar. Now, holding the sealed jar in your hands, – try to envision your target calling the petitioner and speaking to them sweetly, trying to send this energy through your writing hand and into the jar, envisioning the jar filling with your intended purpose. If you don’t feel like you can do this, you should hold the jar in your hands for a few minutes, and try to keep the mental image of your desired result, in your minds eye.

Using a Wednesday around 9am for your best start time (if you can only work in the evenings use the Wednesday in the first quarter of a moon cycle,) and thereafter working on Wednesdays, Mondays, and Fridays for romantic love and Wednesdays, Fridays, and Sundays for non-romantic love (use light blue candles for non-romantic use, and pink candles for romantic,) until you are content with the level of communication received, light a candle, and secure this to the lid with drippings. When it is secure say “(Name of Target,) you desire to tell me” (or petitioners name) “every thought and idea on your mind, and the more you try to resist the urge to tell me” (or petitioner) “all, the stronger the desire becomes!” Repeat this phrase nine times. After the ninth time say “as is my will, so be it!” Allow the candle to burn out. Clear way any wax or debris before lighting a fresh candle on the lid.

Im sure there will be questions, so please ask!

~Cat

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Taken down for multiple violations 😂

February 19, 2024

Oh and if you subpoena Reddit records you can get plenty o info, but keep talking smack, stalker girl.
The S*** Spell

February 16, 2024

Hey occulties,

So this one is created for people who are full of shit and talk shit and are shit. If you want all their shit to stink, this one’s for you…

You will need:
9 different pieces of poop from one or all of the following animals: dog, horse, bull. Dog is the most repellent but you will want to be sure not to use your dog. Yes I said you need to collect nine pieces of poo.
9 mosquitoes – they’ll be dead when you use them.
9 flies – common houseflies are fine. Again, they’ll be dead when you use them
9 shards of glass
9 nails
9 pins
9 needles
Hot pepper seeds
Alum
A large metal bucket filled 1/4 of the way with sand
A black skull candle
Black Arts oil
9 things belonging to the target (small business owners can use bad reviews off of yelp and such, just print out the same one 9 times if you’d like)

Do not cast this spell inside your home.

Mash your poops all together in a bowl you’ve no intention of using again, mixing in the flies, mosquitoes, alum, and hot pepper. Generously plaster your candle with this then spread the remainder onto anything belonging to the target, wrapping the skull so the wick is exposed but the rest covered in poop, pepper, bugs, and alum (as well as what belongs to them – this is very fun with online reviews because you can glue the reviews with the poo mixture.) If you are dealing with multiple offenders, the poo mix may be used on them too but they will require a separate bucket, glass shards, needles, pins etc, just the left over mix can be used on another target. As you coat the candle, repeat over and over “You are dog shit, you speak horseshit, all despise your bullshit, all despise you!” While keeping an image of your target in your mind’s eye. A paint stirring paddle you can get for free at the hardware store is awesome to use to coat your candle

Now place your candle into your bucket placing your needles, nails, pins, and glass so that the sharp end points to the candle. Drizzle the contents with black arts oil. Light the candle and carefully avoiding standing downwind say “(Full name)* all who see you or hear you are repelled by you, disgusted by you, and despise you,” nine times, then say “none believe you you or support you, – as is my will so be it!” Allow the candle to burn out and when it has hide the remains in a remote place off your property where they will not be found.

if done right you often have a molded skull of cooked poo. Try not to break this when hiding the item. If it’s whole and intact, the spell will hit the target very strong. If you don’t get this result, it will still work quite well but the intact skull shape with most of the wax melted away will definitely hit your target hard. And very few people know how to deflect this one. I do but if I didn’t, I wouldn’t share it…and no one wants this one hitting them back so use it judiciously. It’s very hard to get off and if your target reverses it back on you, you will not just regret the miserable experience of coating a candle in poo, which will seem pleasant compared to the effects of this spell.

Happy Hexing!

~Cat

*The persons username can be used if you don’t have a real name

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