So I just googled NinjaCat (which should have brought up nothing but me,) an lo and behold I have some female stalker out there referring to herself as NinjaCat and pretending to be a graphic designer. Mymymy… I could just gag. I hate posuers, especially those that rip me off. 😡 Imitation may be a form of flattery, but I sure as hell don’t need anyone stealing a handle that has been mine for more than a decade….
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Hi Occulties,
Here is a quickie charm for you, reminiscent of the famous Four-Thieves Vinegar spell. 🙂 This charm is meant to help remove a trouble-maker from your life.
You will need:
A bar of soap,
A nail,
Running water, such as a river.Using your nail, carve in the full name of your target onto the soap while thinking of them. Now walk/drive to the nearest river or brook, and throw the soap into the river speaking “to” your target that they must never return, for example “(full name,) leave my life immediately and NEVER come back!” Now leave the area without looking back. As the soap dissolves so should your target’s influence over your life dissolve. This charm often causes the target to move away.
Okay, kids, that’s it for today. 🙂 If you have any questions, please use the contact link in the side bar.
Blessings!
~Cat
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Hi Occulties,
Although I do offer professional spellcasting services, I have been trying out other pro-spellcasters so that I can recommend the best people to you if you should be seeking this type of help… Since I obviously don’t need help in so many areas of my life, and am pretty capable in casting my own spells (ergo making it a little silly for me to contact some 5 spellcasters to “help” me when I can obviously assist myself,) I was wondering if any of you would be willing to tell me your personal experience with any pro-spellcaster, and if you would recommend someone. Anyone who actually recommends California Astrology Association to me will be heartily laughed at, because those people are the worst fakes I have ever come across. However, for me to recomend anyone or provide a link back, I will need to try them out myself (obviously,) but it would be easier to sift the real deals from the fakes with the assistance of others. 🙂 I am trying to get my services off of the freebie site while I await one of my friends to live up to the promise of helping me create a superb site of my own. 😀 Anyhow, if you have any recomendations for others, please contact me.
Anyhow, thanks so much in advance for any of your opinions!
~Cat
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Hi Occulties!
Forgive me for yesterday’s outburst. I’m still pissed off because I am losing some money on my psychic readings (since lots of banging, beeping, and roaring going on around me is not conducive to me doing that type of work during my business hours,) but I am feeling slightly better now.
Here’s a little charm for all of you that I picked up from a friend and fellow Hoodoo, Jacki. 😀
If you have a difficult target for your spellwork, here is a method of “opening up their mind to suggestion.”
You will need:
A small jar like a baby-food jar,
A scrap of paper,
A pen,
Your freezer,
Poppy-seeds,
Carrier oil (any type of oil will work,)
A few drops of Hoodoo condition oil which is appropriate (ie, controlling condition oils for controlling, reconciliation oils for reconciliation, black arts for cursing…whatever suits the spell – optional,)
Personal item/witness sample (optional.)Place enough poppy seeds into your jar to fill it. Add a few drops of carrier oil to the seeds, and 2-3 drops of your Hoodoo condition oil (if you have chosen to add this option,) to the poppy seeds to make a paste. Write your target’s full name on your scrap of paper, and shove it into the poppy seed paste inside the jar so that it is covered. Now, if you have chosen to add a witness sample, shove it into the jar as well. Tightly seal the jar, and place this into your freezer.
This will open up their mind to your suggestions. >:) Now that you have done this, feel free to cast whatever spells you will upon them 🙂
When you are done influencing your target or your desires have been realized, remove the jar from your freezer, and throw its contents out someplace remote. Wash the jar thoroughly, Windex it out, and store it for later use. 🙂
As always if there are questions, please use the link in the side bar to contact me!!
Blessings!
~Cat
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Okay, I’ve flippin had it with these goddamn contractors! I happen to rent from my parents (big mistake, btw, never do it,) and they have some of the ugliest and most asinine contractors in the state of NH working on my house! To make matters worse, these jackasses start at quarter to seven in the am, and just keep reappearing ALL F***ING DAY LONG! Yep, they wake me up, and then just come and go as they please all F***ING day… I mean it… I was trying to meditate, and one of these incredible assholes just walks into my house without even knocking… To make matters worse, these losers are constantly staring at me… You know, it isn’t like I am walking around in the nude in here, tho I probably would be more naked if these retards weren’t wandering around on my property getting nothing accomplished save for making a lot of loud noise, screwing up my front yard, and staring at the occult hottie while she is trying to work or get the most minimal things accomplished… I have definitely tossed around the idea of cursing the whole flipping lot of them because to be perfectly frank, I AM WILLING TO GO OUT THERE AND STRANGLE ALL OF THEM. They are so repulsive! How my father could not hire a crew of people in which one of the men was at least mildly attractive is beyond me, and even then, why he is incapable of hiring someone competent is also beyond me. I think I am personally friends with at least half of all of the contractors in the area, and most of them are at least capable (and slightly attractive.)
If any of you have heavy assault weapons, please send them immediately… 😡 I will post more spells and occultey fun whenever these retards build the ugly-ass extension that will putrify the once-beautiful house I have…hmm…at the rate they are going, I suspect they will be done sometime in 2012.
~C
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As we all know, I am obsessed with giant animals or something, (I told the fella this past Xmas that I wanted him to give me an mid-calf-length genuine silver-fox coat, and an elephant to ride around on, and I stressed the elephant over the coat,) so I figured I would share this story with you. This ginourmous catfish that weighs as much as I do has passed on… Well, as I do not find catfish yummy eatin’s, I do wonder what they will be doing with all of that jurassic fish. 😉 Once again we prove that when we take a giant animal out of its habitat (shall we recall Bubba the Leviathan Lobster?) we generally end up being the cause of its demise… Perhaps this is the reason that I did not get that elephant for Xmas…and here the fella was telling me that the elephant and the dog would just not have gotten along… Anyhow, here is the full story for any of you who want to read more.
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Hello Occulties,
Well, here it comes again. 😉 The original Questions You’ve Asked Me post was such a hit, I have decided to do another one… Some of these questions are funny, some are serious, some are just questions I hear all of the time (funny or actually thought provoking,) so, without further ado…
Questions You’ve Asked Me, part 2
Q: Do you cast spells for other people?
A: Yes, I do. For a very long time, I actually didn’t because I preferred people learn how to do the spellwork themselves, but when I started taking on clients, I found that I actually enjoyed working on other’s behalves 85% of the time (as long as they weren’t crazy, as they are 15% of the time.) I still encourage people to do their own spells whenever possible, but I have found that there is a market for professional spellcasting, and since I am pretty good at what I do, I figured why not help people with my talent if they would prefer me to do the work. 😀 I charge reasonable prices, too, IMHO, so I guess in the long run, everyone is happy (except a few of my targets…heh heh heh…)
Q: You have said before that about 1-28 days is the time it will take a spell to work – is that always true?
A: Yes and no. After doing spellwork for years, there have even been times in my own life where I was blind to the fact that my work was in the process of manifesting, so I added “more gas to the fire,” so to speak, by doing another spell when I did not need to. There is no hard and fast rule that something will BEGIN to manifest within 1-28 days (sometimes it can take a little longer,) I simply feel that if you are doing your own work, you might as well do another spell if a moon-cycle has passed and you are not seeing visible results. This way, all of your bases are covered, and if your spell has begun to manifest, you are simply reinforcing it with another spell.
Q: I did a money spell about 5 months ago, and it worked for awhile, but now it isn’t working (I think.)
A: Certain spells do require maintance. If you expect a singular money spell to last you the rest of your life, you are barking up the wrong tree. Think of it like this, if you wash your clothes, are they clean forever? If you eat once, are you never hungry again? Hmmm… Well, thankfully magic/k lasts a bit longer than laundry or food, but if you are using say, prosperity magic/k on your business, you will want to repeat the blessing probably every month. You don’t have to even do it this often, but it will keep the spell “charged.” Spells can last a very very very long time (depending on the type of spell, the power behind it, etc,) but most of them will not last forever. This is why mojo bags (sometimes called “tobies” or gris-gris bags,) are “fed.” To keep them alive and strong – it keeps the magic/k inside “alive.” 🙂
Q: Do I have to light my candles in some special way to get them to work as well as yours do?
A: Believe it or not, I get this all of the time… So… My main rules regarding candles are:
All candles: Use a lighter, not matches. Do not EVER EVER EVER blow out a candle – snuff it! Also, try to charge your candle by envisioning your desires flowing from your power hand (the one you write with,) into the candle. ALWAYS keep your candles (even with candle holders,) in a place where they will not cause a fire hazard!!!
Free-standing candles: To bring something to you, anoint up from base to wick. To send something away, anoint down wick to base. Carve a basic statement of intent or a rune on your candle (up to bring to you, down to send away.) Carve your target’s full name on the candle or your full name on the candle (depending on the spell.)
Figural candles: Put your target’s initials on the candle’s “chest” or “back.” Try to secure a witness and place this in the base of human figural candles. Place your paper square (or name paper,) directly beneath the candle even if the candle may burn it up.
Glass-encased vigils: Always dress, set, bless, pray, then light and pray – remember, some supply houses do not bless and dress your vigils…in fact, so far as I know, only the Lucky Mojo does, so you may have to do this yourself. 😉 Regardless of the instructions inscribed on your vigil, always place some form of name-paper beneath a vigil.
Hmmm… I’m sure I’m forgetting something there, but that’s all that comes to mind.
Q: I don’t have a small table for an altar…and I don’t have room for an altar, etc…what can I use?
A: Be creative. I lived in a tiny apartment back in college and used the top of my TV with great success for 1 full year, so I suspect you can do something similiar. TV trays work nicely if they are sturdy… Kitchen counters… You can use any space, and clean it up when you are done… If you want a permanent altar, all the better, but no one ever said you NEEDED one to work magic/k well. All I recommend is MINIMIZING your fire risks!
Q: Do you ever use spirits in your work?
A: Not often, but sometimes. I recommend that you have some experience with magic/k before working with certain spirts such as Santisma Muerte. However, if you are working with the Intranquil Spirit or with an ancestor, you will probably do just fine. It does help, however, to leave an offering for your ancestors (or any spirit,) if you request their help.
Q: Why won’t my boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband come back to me?
A: Well, I don’t know, – what did you do? Remember, you are working on them, and it is a process… Spellwork is not a magic bullet that will instantly fix all of your problems, and if you stalk, harass, threaten, annoy or just cause problems to your ex in general, you are acting AGAINST your spell. I can’t stress this enough… Casting a spell, and then calling John or Mary 10 times after you cast the spell is not really working for your spell…you are stalking someone… 😛 Look at it this way, let them come to you, and just keep casting… They will come back soon enough… And remember, a watched pot never boils and a worried spell never manifests. Keep your mind off of your spellwork when you are not actually doing the casting, and it will work faster! 😀
Q: Do death curses really work?
A: Yes, but I don’t recommend doing anything in the magic/kal that you would not do in the mundane. For example, if you are unwilling to murder someone with your bare hands, you shouldn’t go about casting death curses upon them.
Q: If spells work why aren’t you a billionare?
A: I never asked to be a billionare or cast a spell to be a billionare. If spells don’t work, why are you concerned about it?
Q: Isn’t it illegal to get graveyard dirt?
A: I have never heard so, but I guess it would vary from state to state… However, I know a woman who planted some type of shrub on her mother’s grave, and actually dug it up this year to replace it (the shrub, not her mum,) so I suspect lots of dirt was flying everywhere… This leads me to believe that you can take a handful of dirt off of someone’s grave (remember to pay the interred person, please,) legally.
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Okay, my occulties, that’s all I can think of for now…but I know you keep asking me questions, so I assume there will be more Questions You’ve Asked Me forthcoming in the future. 😀
Blessings!
~Cat
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Just wanted to say happy 30th birthday, to my big sister, Meghan!
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Hello Occulties,
I’ve recovered some from my earlier outburst regarding the Boogeyman of Karma, and am now prepared to give you the spell that I promised. Today, I would like to step away from the love and reconciliation aspect of things, as, although I know it is the most popular request, I feel we need to broaden up our horizons and get down to some other things…
So without further ado…
Cat’s Controlling Spell, #6
This spell is best begun on a Thursday during a waxing moon.
You will need:
A purple taper candle
Genuine Controlling Oil
Calamus root
Bergamot
Poppy seeds
Five-finger grass
A candle holder
Parchment paper or brown-paper-bag paper,
A pen
A heatproof container such as a pie plate or a cake tin
A pushpin or a nail
A mortar and pestle or a bowl and a crushing item
A candle snuffer (you can also use a spoon)
A photo or witness item belonging to your target (please refer to this post if you are unsure of what I mean.)On your parchment or paper-bag piece write your target’s name 9 times. Turn the paper 1/4 turn and write what you desire your target to do 9 times across their name. Set aside.
Combine your herbal ingredients – the calamus root, bergamot, poppy seeds, and five-finger grass(about equal parts of each,) – into your mortar, and crush into a powder with your pestle. Set aside.
Take your purple taper, and, using your nail or pushpin, scratch the name of your target up (base to wick) one side, and scratch what you desire the person to do up the another side. Now, pour a bit of controlling oil into your palm, and anoint the candle using 9 pulls upwards (base to wick.) Pour a little of your powdered herbal mixture onto a table top or flat surface, and roll your anointed candle in this mixture so that the candle is well covered in herbs. Set aside.
Spit into the center of your paper square (also called a name paper,) place your witness item in the center, and sprinkle some of your powdered herbal mixture into the center, speaking aloud what it is you wish the person to do as you spinkle the herbs, for example “John Doe, I command you to give me a raise,” or “Mary Doe, I command you to tell me the truth about…” etc. Be sure to use your target’s FULL name. Now anoint the corners of the paper with your controlling oil, and then fold the paper in half towards you. Turn 1/4 turn and fold the paper in half towards you again. Place this inside your fireproof container, and place your candleholder on top of this.
Now place the candle into the candle holder (you may secure this with drippings if you need to,) and once you have done so, hold both of your hands on either side of the candle, envisioning your target’s face as you say, “(Full name,) I command you to (state comand here,) now! The more you resist my commands the more irresistable my command becomes! (Full name,) do as I say, do as I command! (Full name,) you must (state command here,) else you shall never rest, sleep, or find peace again!” Then say, “This spell shall not reverse nor place upon me any curse, as is my will so mote it be!” Allow the candle to burn about 1/7 of the way down. I would give you an approximate time, but with all of the herbal matter, it could go up pretty quick. 😉 Now repeat this for 7 days, and on the seventh day, allow the candle to burn all of the way out.
When the candle has burnt out, take the paper square and the remaining drippings and leave them in a crossroads.
Well, okay kiddies, have fun controlling people. Till next time. 😀
Blessings!
~Cat
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Hello Occulties….
Lately I have been a bit annoyed my the ubiquitous (or even omnipresent,) Karma police…some of whom are even friends of mine… 😛 Alrighty then… Let us on with my opinion here, shall we?
I don’t believe in “Karma” for several reasons, and before you gaggle up some sort of example of it, please realize that I used to belong (on some level) to the Karma police myself, but after several years of being a practicing mage, I have seen NO PROOF that Karma exists! This is not to say that I have never witnessed what I refer to as “the splash-back factor,” wherein any spell you cast may actually have some effect on you, but even the splash-back factor occurs maybe 10% of the time. If Karma really existed, or does exist, does it exist 10% of the time (and generally at a much weaker level than whatever it is you did when it does occur?) How utterly rediculous is that? Also, you can’t THREATEN someone with Karma! For the love of snot, how in the hell do YOU control Karma? Is it not some theoretical divine form of physics? Who made you the judge of what is Karmically right and wrong? And furthermore…how can you judge good and evil? Who made you God/dess? Ah…well, there is the funny thing right there… good and evil are human concepts. 😉
And okay, listen up…. THE LAW OF 3 and KARMA ARE NOT THE SAME THING! The Law of Three is a Wiccan/NeoPagan religious belief, and is unique to said religion/s. Also, “Karma” is more equal in nature, and does NOT state that whatever good/bad I did will come back to me more than once. Therefore, the Law of Three and Karma are not interchangeable… They are about as similiar as apples and oranges – both fruit, but not the same thing.
Karma is a belief, a theory, and NOT A FACT. Stop letting your Karma and your Dogma get all over me. It is annoying.
If you believe in Karma, then super… I see it as a nice way to keep certain people in line, and if it works for you, all the better. I have never seen one real iota of proof of it. If you have, then I think that is just lovely for you and your perception of things. Perhaps Karma does exist in your reality, but it does not, nor has it ever, existed in mine. I would list a lot of things to prove it, but I prefer not to probe my own personal life here too deeply.
Now, if you all behave, perhaps I will post a spell for you later.
Ciao,
~Cat
