Good morning occuties,
This morning’s rant must be a relatively brief one, but I know you are all on pins and needles waiting for it. 😉 So let’s git ‘er done!
This one uses a Psalm, so for those of you completely aversional to anything Biblical, I sincerely apologize. You don’t need to be a Christian to use this spell, but if you really are the anti-Christ, than you will no doubt find you do not wish to use this spell.
I am often asked the same question, and that is, as you may suspect, “Cat, how can I get so and so to come back and love me?” The circumstances in the case may differ, but still this is the most-popular question. Though my first bit of advice would be not to tick so and so off to begin with, and to be a kind, faithful, honest, and loving partner BEFORE you need to use spells, I am also quite aware that people make mistakes and that even sometimes when YOU are not doing anything wrong, so and so still is… So, since I know at least 1/3 of you are here in the rant room looking to reconclile and return the infamous so and so to you, I figured my first spell post in year might as well be about bringing so and so back.
Firstly, stop harassing so and so if that is what you are doing. STOP calling them eight times a day, STOP driving past their house to see if their car is there, and for goodness sake, stop sobbing and acting hysterical everywhere cuz everyone’s saying you’re crazy. 😉 Now that you have taken on the image of the stable and well-mannered person I know you are, we can now begin to heal that rift between you and your beloved so and so.
This spell is best done at dawn.
You will need:
9 pieces of licorice root,
Balm of gilead buds (try to use an odd number, so 3, 5, 7, or 9,)
Rose petals,
Poppy seeds,
Cinnamon,
A mortar and pestle (or a bowl and a strong spoon if you have no mortar and pestle,)
A package of pink b-day candles,
A foot track from your target (if you can’t get this, dirt they walked over recently is good,)
Matches or a lighter,
A fireproof bowl,
A soiled sock from your target (you know they left a sweaty sock someplace,)
OPTIONAL: a picture of your target.
Using your mortar and pestle (or your bowl and the back fo a strong spoon,) grind the licorice root, the balm of gilead buds, the poppy seeds, the cinnamon, and the rose petals together, trying to make the herbal mixture as fine as possible. It is difficult to powder licorice root, so if you have some “chunks” in the mix, this is totally fine.
In your fireproof bowl, place the foot track from your target and blend in the herbal mixture (above.)
Place your hands over the bowl, and envision yourself with the target, still very much in love, all past wrongs forgiven, etc. Try to place this positive energy INTO the bowl, by feeling it flow out of you from your power hand (the one you write with,) into the mixture in the bowl. If you are unsure if you are doing this right, just spend a few moments with your hands over the bowl envisioning happier times, and this should suffice. 😉
If you have a picture of the target, you will want to place this somewhere that you can easily see it. This is to help you visualize this person, so it is entirely optional if you would like to use it.
Place one pink birthday candle into the dirt-herb mixture, and light it, saying, “In the name of the Father, I command you, (target’s first name or nickname,) come to me now.” Place another birthday candle into the sand and light it saying, “In the name of the Son, I command you (target’s first name or nickname,) come to me now.” Now place a third candle into the mixture and light it saying “In the name of the Holy Ghost, I command you, (target’s first name or nickname,) come to me right now.” Now, while keeping the image of your traget in your head, pray the 40th Psalm over the mixture, which is (according to the King James Bible,):
I waited patiently for the Lord; and he inclined unto me, and heard my cry.
He brought me up also out of an horrible pit, out of the miry clay, and set my feet upon a rock, and established my goings.
And he hath put a new song in my mouth, even praise unto our God: many shall see it, and fear, and shall trust in the Lord.
Blessed is that man that maketh the Lord his trust, and respecteth not the proud, nor such as turn aside to lies.
Many, O Lord my God, are thy wonderful works which thou hast done, and thy thoughts which are to us-ward: they cannot be reckoned up in order unto thee: if I would declare and speak of them, they are more than can be numbered.
Sacrifice and offering thou didst not desire; mine ears hast thou opened: burnt offering and sin offering hast thou not required.
Then said I, Lo, I come: in the volume of the book it is written of me,
I delight to do thy will, O my God: yea, thy law is within my heart.
I have preached righteousness in the great congregation: lo, I have not refrained my lips, O LORD, thou knowest.
I have not hid thy righteousness within my heart; I have declared thy faithfulness and thy salvation: I have not concealed thy lovingkindness and thy truth from the great congregation.
Withhold not thou thy tender mercies from me, O Lord: let thy lovingkindness and thy truth continually preserve me.
For innumerable evils have compassed me about: mine iniquities have taken hold upon me, so that I am not able to look up; they are more than the hairs of mine head: therefore my heart faileth me.
Be pleased, O Lord, to deliver me: O Lord, make haste to help me.
Let them be ashamed and confounded together that seek after my soul to destroy it; let them be driven backward and put to shame that wish me evil.
Let them be desolate for a reward of their shame that say unto me, Aha, aha.
Let all those that seek thee rejoice and be glad in thee: let such as love thy salvation say continually, The Lord be magnified.
But I am poor and needy; yet the Lord thinketh upon me: thou art my help and my deliverer; make no tarrying, O my God, Amen.
Now allow the candles to burn out. Continue to light 3 pink b-day candles each day for a total of 9 days, saying the “In the name of the Father,” part of the spell and the 40th psalm on each of these 9 days. On the 9th day, after the birthday candles have burnt out, take the mixture (candlewax, dirt, herbs and all,) and place this into your target’s soiled sock. Do not attempt to place the bowl in the sock – that’s yours to wash out and keep, lol. 😉 Tie the top of the sock into a knot to hold in your foot track, herbs, and wax, and bury this beneath your back doorstep. This generally will return a lover in about 27 days or less.
I know some of you DON’T have a back doorstep…in this case I would recommed that you either lodge this sock somewhere in some trees where no one will attempt to snag it, OR bury it in an eastwards direction to your home, OR if you are really really paranoid and don’t want the sock leaving your house, you can leave it tied up someplace dark and hidden where no one will see it near the door to your home. Still, the burying under the back porch method is the best. 😀
Now I KNOW there are gonna be questions, so if you have ’em contact me, and I will do my best to not confuse you further, tho I know I kinda have a gift for confusing all of you a bit…ha ha. 😉
Also, during this spell DO NOT initiate contact with your target. You want them to come to you. So that means no drunk-dials, no IM’s, no love letters, no “running into you by mistake on purpose,” and none of that. I know when you’re cheating, and I already have my pointing finger pointing at you for even considering it. You have been pointed at, now don’t you feel embarrassed? Good, so don’t initiate contact with your target. 😉
Remember kids, you want to wake up at the a** crack of dawn to do this spell, so if you are a sleepy head, this may not be the best spell for you to do. It CAN be done at night, but I was taught that this was best done at sunrise…so…we all want to do our best, now don’t we. 😉
Alrighty, I think that’s it, my occulties. I look forward to our next Rant.
Blessings,
~Cat
