I would like to say Happy Thanksgiving to all of my countrymen. 🙂 I know we get a few international readers here, but the bulk of the audience is from the USA, so enjoy your turkey today, and beware of the tryptophan in your delicious oven-bird putting you into (evil music here…) a “Turkey Coma.” 😉
Good Morning, Occulties,
The following small exerpt is from an email I received about a year ago from a skeptic, which illustrates the fact that there are certain things that some people just take too literally. For example, if and when you take communion, do you literally take a bite out of Jesus and then drink his blood? No, you eat a little bread wafer that represents Jesus’s body, and drink some wine representing his blood…yet, it is still called the “Body of Christ,” and the “Blood of Christ.” Now, I’m an ex-Catholic, and the idea that others think I used to chomp parts off a 2000-year dead messiah is pretty scary to me, but if we are to believe anything this guy says, it must be what I did every Sunday in my teen years… as always, real names and emails have been removed for privacy reasons…
…How can you believe in this when there are spells that don’t even work. I tried one for invisibility and when I asked my freinds if they could still see me It isn’t like I dissapeared before there eyes!…
…Maeby I did it wrong but if people could make themselves invisible wouldn’t they do it all of the time?
That’s an interesting question… “wouldn’t they make themselves invisible all of the time?” Well, no, I highly doubt that they would do it all of the time, because they would probably develop some sort of mental complex. Is it possible to become invisible, however? Well, in a sense it is. I can make it so that I can stand right next to you, and have someone ask you where I am, and you won’t be able to find me unless I tap you or yell, “Hey there!” But am I invisible? No, not exactly. You can’t see right through me, and I can’t pull some Kevin Bacon Hollow Man s—, but as long as I am quiet, you wouldn’t notice me. It’s a very valuable technique…if you can master it.
There are several “spells” for invisibility. I have never used one, so I can’t speak for any of them. I use a technique, and it works much better for me than how well I believe a ritual would work for me. Some folks just enjoy the pomp and circumstance of a ritual (such as Ceremonialists,) but to yours truly, the longer the ritual, the more likely it is that I am calling something out of God-knows-where rather than just doing something as simple as rendering myself “invisible.”
So I can tell all of you are curious, excluding that guy sleeping in the back of the room. 😉 Let’s see if I can explain this to all of you when I am pre-coffee…
Basically, what you need to do is to find an acceptable amount of time where you will not be bothered and can concentrate. Some folks take up to 10 minutes in a quiet room, some can do this walking and need 30 seconds. You won’t vanish in a puff of smoke or anything, so it isn’t like you rendering yourself invisible will make cars go off the road as folks stare with amazement…. I can do this walking and on a busy street, personally… So back to the topic at hand… Now this first technique is the first one I learned and I will give you another variation that also works quite well.
Become aware of your aural lights (the lights of your aura.) See them projecting outward. Don’t worry about their color, as it has nothing to do with anything regarding this technique. Now, start to see your aura as thousands of almost Xmas-tree type lights that project that color/light, and then psychically turn the lights in to face you, so that the “back” of them is showing, and not projecting lights outward. Now, keeping your lights “pulled in,” you should be capable of complete stealth. Sounds simple? It isn’t. Sounds complicated? Terribly. That one is particularly hard to sustain. It is the first one I learned. It worked well the few times I used it. I found it particularly migraine-causing to sustain over long periods, tho, so…
My variation goes like this… Become aware of your aura…if you can’t “see” it with your third-eye region (the “psychic eye” located between your two regular ones, suchas where Indian women put the “red dots” on their foreheads,) try your best to “sense” the energy field that your etheric body gives off. If you have never sensed any of this, try placing your hands about 2 feet apart, and bring them slowly together until you feel a slight warmth and connection before they meet each other. Mine, right now, are about 6 inches apart when my etheric body starts touching itself… (ooo how dirty sounding!) 😉 Anyhow, now that you have “sensed” your aura, try envisoning it covered in small mirrors… like the alien in the Predator movies. See yourself covered from head to toe in a sort of reflective covering. It will work like camoflague… Again, you need to sustain this image in your head… This one is my favorite invisibility technique, and has worked very well for me.
Variations on this for invisibilty include: Making your aura the color of the surrounding scenery, making your aura black, such as at night, and creating an aura that blends you to more of a shadow (which I tried, and thought that it was pretty lame.) I’m sure there are a million-and-three methods like mine. Try a few out, and see which is easiest for you.
Remember…you aren’t exactly invisible… If you kick someone or yell out, “Here I am,” folks will likely see you. If you are quiet and not beating people up, you will remain unnoticed. It’s like chameleon camoflauge, but if you point yourself out, or make your presence obvious, you will be seen.
How is this useful? My goodness…it is SO useful. If you need to get somewhere without being seen, become “invisible.” Its a matter of stealth… Why do army guys wear camoflauge? Seriously… 😛 It is also great in the mundane, such as when you made a horse’s butt out of yourself at a party the night before, and you don’t want to get a good ribbing from your friends… Can you tell I used this badboy after a few uh…interesting escapades… in my college days? 😉
The other variation I have used is to change my aural colors and appearance to suit what ever impression I needed to give. For example, if I want to flirt and have fun at the bar, I have changed my lights to red and pinks, or I have “envisoned” the “perfect me” in a red and sexy dress super-imposed on to my aura. Or…if I had said something crass and rude to a friend in a group of friends, I have changed my aural lights to a matronly lavender and white to project sweetness and innocence…and then “won” in that fight, as others saw me as “the victim,” when my normal fiery aura would have gotten me blamed as the instigator. Really, variation in this way is up to you. People – all people – sense the aura on a subconscious level. They do see it, but they don’t realize it.
I realize that this is a little complicated, and that I have been somewhat vague, so if you have any questions, please use the contact link in the side bar.
Anyhow, my little evil masterminds, it is off to the bank for me, as it seems I forgot to deposit a large check and that did not make my account happy…. 😛 Be good…and get invisible and deposit hundreds in my account. 😉
Blessings!
~Cat
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No my occulties, it isn’t just a song by Radiohead… Since I published my last post about…oh a little less than 2 hours ago, I have already received 2 emails whining about “karma.” Yes, my dearies, the “karma” police are in full effect… So let us just state for the record…
1.) I don’t believe in “karma,” at least not the Westernized and bastardized version that most people reading this blog would know of. It doesn’t exist. Good doesn’t bring good, nor does bad bring bad… Magic/k follows the path of least resistance, so sometimes even a very good intention brings very bad results, and sometimes a very dark intention brings around “good” and positive results. Think of it like this, if you push a wall, it doesn’t push you back down 3 times as hard, but, according to physics, even when you push that wall it is pushing you back… So, in the sense of physics, that there is a reaction to every action… yes, I can agree there, I suppose… but “good” and “bad” and “evil” are human concepts. There is a reaction, but it is neither good or bad, just a reaction, regardless of your intention. The lion has to kill to eat, but I’m sure the elk isn’t too positive about getting eaten…yet that doesn’t curse the lion, now does it? No…and the lion doesn’t feel too guilty, even if it has eaten already today, and isn’t starving.
That being said… I do believe that any mage should have a strong sense of personal ethics and moral character. This is NOT a religious blog, but if you have some sort of religious ethic, feel free to exercise it quietly. What I am, speaking of is the ability to rise above pettiness and wastefulness, or acting out because you are a narcissist, and to keep to your own morals and ethics when working in a magic/kal sphere. In other words…if it goes against your common sense or how you behave in the mundane, it goes against your code of beliefs in the magic/kal as well.
The law of 3 is a Wiccan belief, and exists nowhere else outside of Wicca that I know of. I respect that others believe this, but I have never seen any real proof of it, save for the bliddy idiots who invoke it in every spell they do, and then they are creating that reality by the invocation of the stupid thing. If the law of 3 were real, I would be incredibly rich and surrounded by hotties near and far, and I would be married to my first love, who is, in all reality, now married to someone else. Also, I would be beloved by all instead of just a lot of people. 😉 …alright, so the belief of it sounds rather stupid to me, but if its what you believe, then that is fine… The concept of “Hell” is rather humorous to me, too, but I have enough Born-Again Christian friends to understand that it is important to their belief systems, so if you want to believe in that too, then more power to you.
2.) Whatever type of magic/k my readers request is usually what appears here. I haven’t posted any death spells. 😉 If someone wants to know how to use dark magic/k it doesn’t mean they actually will. I give everyone due warning about the consequences, so I take no responsibility as to what they do with the information. I didn’t load the gun and hand it to you, I simply described how one could load a gun. Its up to the reader to get the figurative gun and load it, and then do what they will. As the great Alestair Crowley once said, (or so I believe it was Crowley,) “Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.”
3.) There are certain spells I wouldn’t post here. I don’t believe in teaching break up spells or seduction spells because in my personal opinion they are mis-used 99% of the time. Yes, I know them, and no, I won’t teach them. I don’t know that I would even use them… The last time I used a break up spell was to help one of the people in the relationship cut the ties that bind, and help her flee the abusive relationship she was bound to.
4.) I generally don’t harm others with magic/k or curses, but sometimes the situation mandates it… About 5% of the time… rarely, is it ever neccissary. Usually, I just put a stop to whatever silly nonsense someone is trying to pitch my way in the mundae or magic/kal. That being said, even if one NEVER chooses to lay down a curse, knowing how one is done also helps teach how to reverse it. If you can’t figure this out, you are a moron, and shouldn’t use magic/k because eventually, you will get hurt.
5.) If you want to Fluffy-Bunny out on me, perhaps you should go back to reading that garbage Silver RavenWolf publishes. This isn’t a Llewellyn Publishing title, which is why you can find anything from white to black and every shade between regarding spellwork – in fact, the fact that Llewellyn doesn’t publish my blog should be your first hint that it has useful information in it.
6.) If you are scared of my spells either hit the “Personal” or “Occult” links on the bottom of the post and it will bring up everything under those catagories….or just don’t read my blog. I have several readers, and losing the 3 sissies is fine by me. Also, if you just want spells, hit the “Spells and Spellwork” links.
Well, that’s all about that. Hopefully it will shut up the Karma Police… I guess a few nasty preachy thou-shalt-not emails is what I get when I mess with them. Hmm..well, that is bad karma, but I’ll deal. 😉
Peace,
~Cat
Good Morning Occulties!
From the requests I have been getting lately, some of you are really on a love kick. 😉 Aha! Or is it the other way around? Someone has stolen your lover and now you want to kick that person!? 😉 Well, all is fair in love and war, right? Before you get your feathers all ruffled, let me just remind you that generally if cheating is going on it is because there is something missing in your relationship, and this is the best way for your or your lover’s subconscious to come out and tell you so. There are also just nasty cheaters out there, and having dated a few myself, I say broom those badboys (or girls) as fast as possible, and find someone who can keep their bliddy knickers on! (well, when not in your presence, as, when they are in your presence, all the better if they keep those knickers off…)
Anyhow, I’m digressing… So, here you are, with your heart all mangled and mushed up by your evil ex or would-be ex (if you haven’t announced that you know they are cheating,) and you’re wondering if you should drag the dirty good-for-nothing back to you, or if you should curse thier “fun parts” (which is possible,) or if you should just let it go, or maybe put some sort of crazy curse that causes that cheating bastard (or bitch) and his/her brand new conquest to break out in leperous sores. What should you do? Oh, my goodness, all the “evil” fun things you can do… Mwahahahahaha! Mwahahahahahahaha!
Since this is “Confessions of an Occult Mastermind,” let us delve into my darker side in two fun scenarios, and I will give you some possible workings for you.
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Scenario #1: My cheating ex/lover has cheated on me several times with several people, and obviously needs to be sterilized or euthanized… 😛
Ewww… I have dated that one before. The best part was when he accused me of cheating on him, and had, several times, propositioned my girlfriends for a roll in the hay in my apartment where he was living for free. I only ever cheated on one person (and quite famously,) in my dating history, and it wasn’t this tool.
Anyhow, these people are pretty worthless. They will begin cheating on you at about week 2 of the relationship, and expect you to just turn your head whenever they do so. If you question them, you get some sort of nonsense about how they never ever would cheat… even though they have hickies and other fun proof of cheating. Well, resist the temptation to hit this person… I actually beat the be-jesus out of mine one night, and it just made him worse. I can’t say that violence never solved anything, as that’s a bold lie, but it never solved cheating…it always makes it worse.
My solution to this problem was simple… I kicked the Mo-Fo out of my apartment… Well, simple, nothing… He moved into the apartment upstairs from mine, and actually kicked the door to my apartment for an hour at 3 in the a.m., and even tried to break in several times, crazy alkie that he was. So, as you can see, I tried being nice…then it was time to be not so nice.
I could put up with the psycho behavior (tho he did bite me one night, and I thought I’d need a rabies shot,) but I needed to get something that would stop him from running his mouth about me. He was telling everyone I was a cheater, Which was REDICULOUS. I took a smooth stone, wrote his full name and birthdate on it, took some nasty hair he had left in my shower and secured it to the stone with some tree sap, and then wrapped the thing in some hemlock branches (little ones,) and tied it all up in a black sack. I “woke up” the sack in mojo bag fashion by spitting on it, and saying “XX, every lie or ill word you speak against me will cause you to choke, XX you choke on your own gossip and lies. XX, everyone sees you for who you really are, and every lie or word you speak against me comes back upon you 3 fold.” I then passed the bag through the elements (incense for air, salt for earth, water, and a flame of a black candle for fire,) and, I allowed the bag to sit between the elemental representatives while the black candle and incense burned out. I then took the bag and buried it in reputed AmerInd burial grounds, at least where it was known that several of them were slaughtered…tho burial might have been moot, as the whole tribe had actually been massacred by some crazy f—. This worked quite nicely, actually… In a month’s time, the meathead had lost his job and was living with his mother. He could no longer run a tab in any bar in town, and one of the bars in town wouldn’t even let him in the door. Several people no longer considered him a friend. He stopped by my apartment late one night, several months later, and he apologized to me several times. Things started to look up for him after that.
If you wanted to do this type of spell, you could do exactly what I did, or make it even better by using some appropriate oils and powders, or changing the chant. The hemlock is the key ingredient… Hemlock is a poision which kills by choking someone to death. I have used hemlock branches and hemlock oil as a great gossip-stopper… The person “chokes” on their words. However, please do not use it to physically murder someone else. It is a poison, and you will go to jail for 1st degree murder if you feed it to another or hide it in their food. It should not be taken internally, ever. Also, use caution with skin contact if you are using the oil.
As an added bonus on that one, I charged the black candle that I had used as an elemental representative to make it almost impossible for him to find a piece of tail… I just charged it with energy, nothing specific… It wasn’t super powerful, but he was definitely having a harder time knocking boots with anyone.
Scenario#2: My ex left me for someone else…
Wow, that definitely is NOT fun to be on the losing (or even, sometimes “winning,”) side of that equation! I’m really against using break-up spells, but there are a filthy amount of them available to you on the internet, so if you want to pull that s—, go right ahead and go to Google, and figure out how.
But if you are in the mood to get the good-for-nothing back (or to come back,) there are several means of doing so… >:) Here are a few fun projects, depending on your mind-set…
If you just want revenge… Secure a black figural candle of the same sex as your ex. If you are really jolly about hurting everyone, secure one of the same sex as the jacka– that stole your man/girl. Carve the target’s initials on the candle, and hollow out a small part of the base of the candle with a nail or similiar, placing your witness sample (should you have one – semen, vaginal fluds, sweaty used underwear clippings, and pubic hair work GREAT,) into the hollow, and then packing back the hollowed out wax from the base back in to hold in the witness. Be certain NOT to get your own goodies in there. Say to the candle, “This candle is XX. Whatsoever I do to this candle, I do to XX.” Now, take 9 straight pins (per figural,) and heat each one and stick it into the candle wherever you please. Pour red pepper, black pepper, sulfur (if you have it,) and salt and dead bugs all over it. Now you can do 2 things. You can burn this badboy (and don’t inhale the fumes if you do, because it will act like mace,) for nine days, on the ninth day letting it burn out, and every day it burns telling the candle exactly what you want to happen to your target; or you can wrap the bugger in thorny bramble, and sew it into a black sack, and then for 9 days whack it 9 times with a stick, yelling at it what you would want to happen to your target, and on the 9th day, taking it to a remote area, and burying the sack, then walking away without looking back. There will be some very BAD hurt if you do either, or, so be sure you really want to cause damage to this person.
If you just want mild revenge… Secure a purple candle and inscribe your ex’s initials on it all over to cover it. Write their name 9 times on a piece of paper, turn the paper a quarter turn and write whatever you want them to do (ie: “Finds the touch of (new lovers name) revolting,” or “Can’t sleep a wink without (your name) beside him/her,” or whatsoever you please,) nine times across your target’s name. Fold a witness sample of your target into the paper. Place the paper under the candle holder. Anoint the candle with a controlling oil, and anise oil, and Crown of Success oil. Burn it for 9 days, each day telling the candle what your target must do (such as what is written on the paper,) on the 9th letting it burn out.
Other fun things you can do that I won’t go into for the sake of brevity… Make their new lover go crazy and stalk them, cast a crazy love spell on your ex and then refuse to take them back, make your ex’s friends hate them or their new lover… you get the drift! 😀
If you want them back…. Try the Evil Little Reconciliation Spell, that I posted about a month ago. Stick to the reconciliation bend of things and it should work…avoid using the less-coercive love spells, as in that venue, you will usually get only a friendship, or a bed-buddy-ship and not the reunited relationship you desire. If you get your ex back, be sure to show them off to the turd that stole them from you… And while your at it, don’t forget to bind your lover to you, because “Once a cheater, always a cheater…” But you’re the one who wanted them back, so…. enjoy the cheating sack of a– you so dearly love, I guess…
Please also remember that dark works can be incredibly dangerous if you don’t know how to do them, and if you decide to do them, be sure what you are doing is something you would be willing to do in the mundane if you decide to undertake the doing in the magic/kal. It will work, and people will get hurt or affected in some way. Be sure you aren’t just doing something you will regret later.
Anyhow, kiddies, that’s it for today. I take no responsibility for the great amount of harm you might cause to yourself or others playing with this stuff… As always, this is all just my opinion… I respect you have the right to your opinion, so please respect that I have the right to mine.
Blessings!
~Cat
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Alrighty kids,
I LOVE the Evil Dead series… My fave is Evil Dead 2, followed by Evil Dead (1), and then Army of Darkness, (aka Evil Dead 3) which is sorta a sucky movie because people who aren’t true fans of the cult classics were unfortunately privy to the thing with the 3rd, and now think they know anything about the wonderful series… Unfortuantely all they know about is pretty much a little regarding Bruce Campbell, aka “Ash.”
Anyhoo, for those of you wondering, Sam Raimi, yes the Spiderman director who would have no job if it weren’t for the Evil Dead series, is planning a remake. Well, the first one was made almost 25 years ago, but if Ash isn’t played by BRUCE CAMPBELL, then I suspect a lot of the huge Evil Dead fan base will be quite PO’ed….oh, and Raimi isn’t even directing the remake… *sigh* This bodes ill Evil Dead fans…very ill indeed…. Of course, Bruce Campbell isn’t such a young guy anymore, so how can he play Ash? 😛
Good Morning Occulties!
Well, I am obviously in a ripe mood today, aren’t I? >:) So lets all have some fun and learn an angry spell shall we?
Before I proceed, I would just like to remind you that I am not responsible for any injuries you or your target may incur should you attempt this spell. I’ts very nasty, but if you are looking to harm or be spiteful and use this spell, that is your choice and your doing – not mine. Generally, I don’t recommend cursing, but go ahead and try this if you are so inclined.
Spite-ing an Enemy, Jar Style
You will need:
A jar like a mayonaise jar,
A photo, personal object like hair or fingernails, or a signature/writing sample belonging to your target; a photo works best,
About a half a jar’s worth of rusty nails, broken glass, and other sharp nasties,
A packet of yeast, such as what you would use to bake bread,
A small shovel or trowel,
Sulfur (optional,)
Some strong tape like masking or duct tape (optional,)
The urge to urinate.
Fill your jar about 1/4 full of the sharp nasties, and then place your target’s photo or your other witness sample in the jar, and pour most of the yeast packet atop the witness. Now put the rest of your sharp nasties into the jar, so that it is half full with sharp stuff, and your witness is sandwiched in the middle of the sharp stuff. Now, if you wish to use sulfur, pour about 1/2 a tablespoon (no exact measurements needed,) into the jar. Take your jar into the bathroom and urinate into it to fill it. DO NOT get menstrual blood, vaginal secretions, pubic hair, or semen into the jar if you can avoid it! You just want the pee. If you are really worried, urinate into a seperate container, and pour the urine into the jar that way. I would recommend keeping your target in your mind’s eye throughout this process, preferably envisioning them in misery, but whatever you can keep in your head is fine…so long as you DO NOT think of yourself! I can’t emphasize that enough!
Alrighty, now pour the rest of the yeast packet into the jar and seal the lid on the jar tight. You may want to use tape to hold the lid. I would use the tape, as you will be carrying around a jar of pee and yeast with you, maybe even sulfur, and that can get pretty smelly…especially if it spills. Now, holding your nasty jar in both hands, envision your enemy, and try to send black and vile energy into the jar. I like to see it like black worms flowing out of my hand into whatever I am putting my dark energy into. Now say, “XX, you who have done me wrong, may you suffer 1000 times more than I suffered the misery you gave to me. XX, may you burn and may mold grow upon you; XX, you cannot sit or sleep comfortably, you shall never find comfort or rest, and none shall show pity upon you. This spell shall not reverse or place upon me any curse, as is my will, so mote it be!”
Now you have to be sneaky… How you accomplish this is up to you. The recommended thing here is to bury this on I would say the east side of your target’s house right next to their bathroom window. Some folks just like to bury it under the target’s bathroom window…definitely, you want as close to their bathroom as possible. If your target lives in the city… Well, it gets complex. This badboy was created in the old days, and you were supposed to hide this nasty jar inside the outhouse of your target, so I guess I recommend finding a way to get it in your target’s walls…heck, I’ll have to think that over. It does have to be as close to the bathroom as possible, and preferably (if you can) buried in the earth. Once you bury it, you must walk away without looking back. No one can see you do this.
In about a week or two, your target will start having the worst bladder and yeast infections, and these will attack them repeatedly until the yeast dies or the jar is destroyed.
Well that’s it, my occultey fiends… Please use that spell with caution!
As always, everything contained in this blog is my opinion, which I have a right to, just as I respect that you have a right to your opinion – so please respect my right to my opinion, too!
Blessings!
~Cat
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Hey all, just saw this… If you are this desperate for a man, please jump off of the nearest cliff because nature doesn’t WANT you to have a man… This is a real billboard in Austrailia made by a real woman…
The following question is exerpted from a client of mine’s email who had a wonderful place to live…until the neighbors from Hell moved in next door. They weren’t mean, just terribly loud, filthy, and obnoxious. The client didn’t seek to cause the neighbors harm…just to get them to move away. Names have been removed for privacy reasons.
Dear Cat,
About a month ago these people moved downstairs from me. At first I just thought that they were a little loud but they seemed very nice so I just let it go. Now a few months later their are bags of trash outside their apt with flies around them, lots of loud drunk people in and out their aprtment at all hours. They are just gross and I dont really want to hurt them but just make them leave because this was a nice place to live before they moved in and the other tenants feel like I do. These people are pigs and we want our nice building back. The landlord wont do anything…
…what can I do to make these people leave us all alone without hurting them. I dont wnat to curse them but just get them to leave…
First off, if you, the reader, should know that if you have this situation, you should try speaking to your landlord and/or to the “bad” neighbors you so dislike. I have only personally once had the situation where the bad neighbors were so bad that I was even afraid to talk to them since the guy had no issue hitting anyone – male or female. Myself and 3 others complained to the slumlord (as that place was a vile slum,) and amazingly enough, the slumlord eventually kicked those people out. This was truly amazing, since the unevolved a–hole that ran that place let just about everything illegal and/or bad go on in that crapshack apartment complex. (Can you tell that it was the worst place I ever lived?)
But in this client’s situation, she did try several mundane things to remove the bad neighbors, and nothing worked. Turning to magic/k in this case is certainly acceptable. Today I will share a couple incredibly easy charms to rid yourself of these folks, and on the off-chance the simple ones don’t work, there are a few simple Hoodoo tricks to lay down as well. 😉
The easiest and most common charm: Four Theives Vinegar Spell:
You will need:
A small bottle,
A slip of paper or a popsicle stick,
A pen,
Four Theives Vinegar (to make this yourself you will need red wine vinegar, about 2 tsp rosemary, about 2 tsp sage, a pinch of rue – if you have it, so that’s optional, – and 3 cloves of fresh garlic;)
Something to seal the bottle top like waterproof tape or wax (optional.)
This is easy… Write the name of the person/s who you want to move away on the paper or popsicle stick while you think of them, and put it into the bottle. Fill the bottle with four theives vinegar, and seal it so it cannot open. Now throw the bottle into a river or moving water, and walk away without ever looking back. They should soon move.
Another variation of this, and an even easier one is the soap spell.
You will need:
A bar of soap,
A nail or sharp object.
Carve the name of the person/s who you want out of your life into the soap with the sharp object while picturing them leaving. Now throw the soap into a river or running water. You may wish to yell: “Get out of my life!” or something similiar as you toss the soap into the river. Now walk away without looking back. They should soon move or at the very least no longer bother you as the soap naturally melts in the water.
Well, if the SOB’s are still bugging you in a week or so, try to acquire some Goofer Dust or Hot Foot Powder. There are several recipies for both, but you do want the genuine deal, so either purchase it from Mama Ambota at SpellSpinner.com, purchase it from Cat Yronwode at LuckyMojo.com, or you can make your own. I will give you my base recipie for Goofer here:
Goofer Dust:
1 part sulphur, 1 part red pepper, 1 part salt, 1 part Graveyard Dust (this actually needs to be properly acquired from a graveyard, so don’t get the fake stuff from a bad store or try to get this yourself if you don’t know how,) 1 or 2 dead bugs (look in your light fixtures and on window sills, and get the creepy ones no one wants crawling about on them like beetles, earwigs, etc.) This is my basest recipie for Goofer. It’s sort of like telling you how to make a meatloaf…there is a lot more you can add depending on the situation and your own preferences. If you want to just get more of a Hot Foot feel to it, omit the bugs and Graveyard Dirt, and that should work fine for Hot Foot…however, I still highly recommend that you purchase this from a reputable Hoodoo seller if you do not know how to make your own.
You will need a time when your nasty neighbors and no one else is around. Sprinkle the Goofer or Hot Foot powder around their doorway, and around the outside of their house and on thier driveway if it is a seperate residence. Be sure to “tell” the powder while you sprinkle it who its intended target is. Ie: “I place this Goofer for John Smith, that it torment and trouble him until he moves far, far away from here.” Be creative, as what you say is up to you. Be sure that the powder is placed where the target will come in contact with it. You may lay this trick as often as you like until the end result is reached. However, – and I can’t emphasize this enough, – you MUST walk away without looking back after you have laid the trick, and you absolutely MUST tell the powder who its intended target is. The intended target should soon vacate the premisis.
There are more complex and more cruel ways of removing these folks, but those spells are for another day. These are simple and less-harmful than several others I know, so if you don’t “want to be mean,” try these first. 🙂 I hope this is a help to some of you who are suffering from bad neighbors.
Well my occultey fiends…erm, friends, that is all for today. Keep the questions coming!
Blessings!
~Cat
As always, this is my opinion, and my differ from yours. I respect that you have your opinion, please respect that I have mine. Please do not use this information in place of common sense, as there is no guarantee – real or implied, – of the success of the above information.
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Good Morning my Occulites,
I know I have been very MIA lately…much apologies! This is a busy time of year for me. Sorry for the previous few posts being personal…I just haven’t had the time to go in depth into one of my 3 fields of experise (those being myself, the Occult, and the Arts,) that just happens to be the focus of my blog. But today its time for some spellwork – hurrah!!! And this one is nice and easy – for all levels!
This one hails from the great Draja Mickaharic and is one of my favorites in regards to hex-busters. According to Mickaharic, he learned it from a Brazillian. Below is from a previous posting of mine to another group. This spell originates from Mickaharic’s A Century of Spells, which should be available in any major bookstore, and is definitely one of my recommended reads.
Hex-breaker especially for when candle/fire magic/k has been used against you
You need to get a cup or mug (preferably white, but I use a
white/blue mock china design,) and you fill it with dirt (or potting
soil for those without ample dirt access.) Then you take a small
candle such as a birthday candle put it in the dirt, light it, and
allow the flame to stabilize. With a sudden motion, you take the
candle, and reverse it, exstinguishing it in the dirt. Now, bite off
the burnt end, and placing the candle back in the soil, relight it,
and say, “As the candle flame is reversed, let all that opposes me
be reversed. As the flame has perished in the dirt, let all who
oppose me come to nothing in their work.” Now allow the flame to
sputter out. When you are finished, either throw out the soil and
candle in the trash and take it out of your house, or if you are
like me, huck the dirt and candle off of your property into the
woods because it is too rural, you have no trash man, and trash day
is Saturday (when you drive the trash to the dump.)
The biggest question I get here is which end to relight. You relight the bit-off, burnt end.
Well, apologies for the repost of my own words from another group…more occult and spellwork on the blog here later today….but the birthday boy (aka the dog) wants a walk…and he is the birthday boy!
Blessings!
~Cat
I would like to say Happy Birthday to my doggy who turns 2 today! We all should faint with amazement that he made it to 2, being the nut that he is.
I know I have been very absent this week, so I would also like to thank all of my readers (new and old) for your patience. Now that feedster has picked me up, words like “panties,” “GHB,” and other fun key phrases have brought in a new batch of unsuspecting vitims…erm, readers as well… heh heh heh. Thank goodness I bleep out expletives like f—, and s—, and a–, or else every perv with a fetish would be here instantly…obviously “fetish,” will be bringing us some new perverted feedster pals as well. Welcome to my rant, my twisted and limited friends, and hopefully we can expand your little sick minds with something only slightly healthier – the occult!! >:) If we can’t expand your twisted minds, at the very least we can teach you not to go using the internet to search blog feeds for sick words, as you never know where you will end up.
Now, I will be using a seperate post to educate the occulties who read my blog…you may vacate the rant room now if you are afraid of the occult, or just too interested in sex (because you aren’t getting any,) to learn anything else.
