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“I’m Cat, and for a long time, Cat’s Rants, the longest running occult based blog was over at TypePad – since 2004. Sadly, TypePad shuttered permanently as of September 30th 2025. Please be patient while I export 21 years of blog posts over to my new WordPress location. With a much easier url to remember and all your favorite posts all the way back to 04, Cat’s Rants should hopefully improve over its former location.” Cat has practiced and studied the occult, tarot, and spellcasting for over 35 years, and has shared her expert teachings on how to cast your own spells, including original spells and recipes on the Cat’s Rants blog since 2004. A professional tarot reader since the 1990s, she’s also an internationally-known psychic reader and tarot expert. As a published and respected occultist for over two decades, and an expert in the fields of rootwork, hoodoo, and Catholic folk magic, she continues to serve the public by teaching authentic spell casting and offering readings and services.

  • Why isn’t this working? answered

    Hey everyone, 

    I wrote you a lovely questions you've asked me article which apparently has disappeared. I have no idea where it went, so that's 2 or so hours of my life that just went missing. Grrr…

    So, since it is missing, I'll expand on my first question and answer on that now missing article as it seems some people don't understand something so I do get this sort of inquiry a lot… It goes a bit like: "Cat, I have this issue, and practitioner A got some movement on it for me, but not the full desired results. Then about 2 weeks later I hired practitioner B who also got some movement on it, and yet still not the full desired results, and so is it that I have an impossible problem, or was I 'scammed'? Who's fault is it that the spells 'aren't working?"

    The answer seems to surprise a fair amount of people, but a lot of the time if you're asking me this, you are the one at fault. BUT, let's take a second and ask is this problem impossible? Alright, did you ask someone to turn you into a werewolf? Ask if they could shrink you to two inches high? Ask to be turned into a toad? If that all sounds ridiculous, people do sometimes ask for such things. If you asked for a lottery win, to be married to a movie star, or to get a job you are in no way qualified to have (for example, you couldn't pass algebra class and barely graduated high school but want to be a rocket scientist,) then let's say all of that is because you have an unrealistic idea of spells and what they can do, so the request itself is the problem. 

    HOWEVER, most of you really don't seem clueless there, so the next step is we ask does this problem, on the surface SEEM realistic enough? Do you want your ex back? Do you want a job you are at least mostly qualified for? Do you want your long term partner to marry you, or for your nasty neighbor who keeps making his dog poop in your yard to move away? Do you want more sales at your small business or to get your misbehaving cousin to stop stealing bikes and being a petty crook? All this stuff is normal enough requests for spells. So, when we can gauge that yes it does, we move on and look at the issue being worked on and ask "okay but IS THIS so simple?" Of course, it generally is not so very simple, and sometimes surprisingly large details are left out of the description. This one person who wants their ex to call doesn't add that their ex has a restraining order against them and has changed his or her number and contact details seventeen times in a bid to avoid them. This person who wants a job at this company doesn't add in that they live nowhere near that company and that while they are qualified that the job requires a great deal of people to refer them and support them to break into working in that particular company (for example, a job in the entertainment industry.) The person who wants their long term partner to marry them didn't mention the person is a mega-commitmentphobe that they broke up with about three years ago. The nasty neighbor with the dog pooping in their land just so happens to be the mayor of their town who basically runs the entire city council. Their small business doesn't advertise and is only open 2 days a week and relies on a low traffic area unappealing store and only takes business out of the store. That misbehaving cousin is stealing bikes and being a petty criminal because of a massive drug issue which requires a long stint in rehab the client can't pay for and the state won't help with. 

    Now some of that, to be fair, is still quite fixable, but the client having been dishonest or misleading might make someone apply spellwork that would not suit the situation as well as it could. Furthermore, many of those issues are going to require a few spells, because they are HUGE issues that can't be solved with a tiny spell. So, if you want to marry that long term partner who hasn't been your partner in many years, you do not want a marriage spell but instead would need to step way back and get a reconciliation spell, which you would them want to have a working relationship with them for a time before considering marriage for example. 

    Because I have noticed that when people complain of "partial results," because their problem is "unfixiable" as the problem returns or the results seem transient, a lot of the time, the real issue is one of two things – either they are undertreating the problem with too little spellwork, OR they are addressing part of the problem which is itself merely a symptom of a larger problem. So if you have a massive issue with business because your store is in an undesirable location, and is only open 2 days a week, the problem is probably that you need to move to a better location, at which you keep your shop open for more hours. Just throwing business drawing spells at it won't help so much, especially without improved hours. You are, in that example, drawing opportunity to knock at the door, and then repeatedly ignoring its proverbial knocking. Instead, one might try to accumulate money to move the store to a better location, or, depending on the type of thing being sold, to offer better hours online so as to allow more customers the ability to find the store and make purchases. 

    With love, the most common offender after undertreating the issue goes a bit like this: "I brought so and so back, and they were nice for a time, but went back to being a jerk." See, the problem there is much like a rash might go away and come back over and over, their leaving you over and over because they are acting churlish is that you love someone who a jerk. Well, after some examination it comes to light that the problem is the target has a personality disorder is just a jerk. Much like if you paint a red bird blue (please don't paint living creatures) the poor little bird will eventually molt out the painted feathers and return to being a red bird, so will a jerk eventually return to it's natural status of being a jerk. You did have a working spell, but you are asking a proverbial red bird to turn blue and it will always be a red bird, just like that person will always be a jerk. Just because a jerk loves you, it doesn't make them not a jerk…so the spell worked fine, it just couldn't change what the person is. 

    In all my years of working for myself and others, MOST (as in 99%) of "unfixable" problems were either that someone refused to break a huge problem into smaller steps, had unrealistic expectations, or refused to address the real problem and continually complained that symptoms of said real problem WERE the problem, not the thing which caused said symptoms. So…most likely this is going to be the answer to you if you complain the problem is unfixable, and you're not asking for something which is clearly ridiculous like wanting to be a fire breathing dragon or to have magical powers which make you fly on a broom.

    Now could it be the person you hired? In the above question the person stipulates a wait of 2 weeks. Honestly, spells can take longer than 2 weeks to work, so that isn't the practitioner's fault if you expect overnight results, though if they promised overnight results, that might be a red flag. But, it's fair to say that many practitioners excel at certain types of magic (business and success, or hexing or healing, or love, etc,) whereas some are jacks of all trades but masters of none. Still, the person inquiring does stipulate they hired not one but two practitioners and did experience results in each case, so the most likely problem is…

    The petitioner. Look, I hate to say this because it's so upsetting to several people, all who honestly believe they are doing nothing to harm their spellwork, but even yours truly has been my own worst enemy, so I can say with some authority it's pretty common to be the reason your spell isn't manifesting as fast or as well as you'd like it to. Are you obsessing about the situation or people involved frequently, or do you keep the whole matter as far out of your mind as possible. For example, are you thinking about what color socks I'm wearing right now? Well, now you are, of course, but is this something you thought about yesterday, several times a day? No? Didn't occur to you to think of it? If at all possible that would be how much you'd think about the spell, the situation being spellcast upon, and the people involved. Of course, life is often not so convenient. If you are working on your partner and you live with them, it's nearly impossible not to thinking of them AT ALL, so realistically, you just need to keep your mind off of the situation as much as possible, and do not dwell on. Next be PATIENT. Spells do not often manifest overnight. The amount of people who have come to me to tell me they got what they wanted basically the moment they gave up on it because they prolonged the manifestation phase through lust for results isn't small. 

    So, what have we learned? You need to keep expectations realistic, that big problems sometimes require multiple steps, that sometimes "The problem" is actually a symptom of the real problem and until you address the real problem, the "symptom" keeps returning, that sometimes the problem is you asked your practitioner to work on an area outside their expertise, and that lust for results is still in the champion number one spot for being the cause of spell failure. 

    Hopefully that was educational! 🙂

    ~Cat

  • To Get Someone to Call/Reach Out

    Hey Occulties,

    I know this is probably one of the few times anyone envies me for having a massive surplus of naturally shed parrot feathers but these are available in many crafting stores and online. The easiest call me charm I know goes like this:

    You will need
    A large parrot feather (wing or tail, usually, DO NOT PLUCK A LIVING BIRD, these are naturally molted twice a year,)
    Blue thread
    Orange thread
    An image of the target (small preferably)
    A light blue or orange-inked marker or pen

    Take the image of your target and across the face of the image write "(Name of target) contact (your name) immediately!" Now, taking the ends of each spool of thread wrap both the orange and blue threads around the image and the parrot feather to bind them together. People ask what I mean when I say "make a cocoon," and comparatively, it's a bit like rolling a ball of yarn out of a skein if that's helpful, but you wrap both threads around this image and the feather, slowly, wrapping towards you as you repeat, "(Name of target,) contact me immediately, right now, this very instant! The more you try to resist contacting me, the stronger the desire to contact me becomes," while you envision the target contacting you, and just repeat this over and over. As you come to the end of the spools of thread, make a knot to fasten it (you can stop repeating the chant for a moment as you do so,) and then tie it so you have made a little loop at the end. While the target should contact you within 24 hours just by creating this device*, save it, and when you want them to make contact again, placing the loop on your index finger of your writing hand, spin the ball clockwise as you repeat 9 times "(name of target) contact (your name)) immediately!" And again, doing this should make them reach out within 9 hours. 

    This will only work if 1. The target knows you well, and 2.) They know your contact details. It will not work on a movie star or someone who knows little to nothing about you. 

    ~Cat

    *If your target does not contact you within three days, remake the item. 

     

    ****I recently reposted this on Reddit, and, from the response of a person, apparently someone inferred (when it was no way implied) that some damage be done to the parrot who's feathers are being used….it's either that or they are a level 2000 vegan and the mere mention of animals in any way being discussed in any do-it-yourself instructions causes a blind rage which stops brain activity to the point of lacking any reading comprehension, – then asked me something bizarre about how are they not protected by the migratory bird act. Well, for starters, most parrots are not at all native to North America, then moving forward, I in no way suggested nor would I endorse you murdering a parrot to get some feathers. I LITERALLY SUGGEST USING NATURALLY MOLTED FEATHERS. So, if your panties got bunched up reading this, please understand many parrot owners actually sell naturally-molted, cruelty-free parrot feathers for crafting purposes. I assure you, as a parrot owner, they drop feathers at least twice a year so new ones can come in, and one of my cockatiels is often 3x a year. Since those feathers fall out as a natural and expected process (molting,) no birdie needs to be harmed. 

    I can't illustrate how unfathomably stupid someone would have to be to think I would endorse harming a parrot, seeing as I obviously love them too much and have 3, but I am not particularly surprised, just disappointed that anyone would read into what I wrote and think to chastise me as such.

    But since this same person asked were they necessary to be used in this, the answer is yes, and if you don't like it, even though it in no way requires any bit of cruelty, then go find some other spell and stop pretending to yourself that using a naturally molted feather is harmful to the bird because it just makes you look foolish.

    If you want to complain about endangered bird feathers being used, I can guarantee you that you should be able to get feathers from most (however definitely not all) parrot species which have been domesticated without legal reprecussions. 

    Hopefully that clarifies it for anyone else.

  • Spell for a Woman to Attract a Former Lover Back to Her

    Hey Occulties,

    I don't generally post sex-specific spells (and, alas, it gets even more specific,) but here's one I don't think I've shared. 

    So, cisgendered heterosexual ladies who still menstruate are going to have the best effect here. If you no longer menstruate due to medical issues or age, this spell may not be for you. If you are a cisgendered lesbian, I do not know how well this will work for you, but feel free to try it out, and report back. If you are a F to M transperson still having an active uterus, or are genderqueer and have an active uterus, it may work but most likely on a target born male. 

    There, I think I hit all of the sexualities on the LGBQT+ rainbow. If I did not, feel free to let me know if you have questions. 

    You will need:
    Your morning urine and menstrual blood collected on the first morning of your period (so if it started Tuesday night, you will use Wednesday morning)
    Red Rose petals
    Honey
    Catnip
    Damiana

    Collect your urine in a small to medium pot when you wake up and to it add honey, red rose petals, catnip, and damiana. It is okay to dilute this with water. On your stovetop, boil this for about 7 minutes on a low boil. It will smell like pee, so again, if it really smells very very pee smelly, it's perfectly fine to dilute this with water. Now as it boils you will stir it and seven times for each minute for a total of seven minutes, you say "(Name of target,) I am irresistible to you, and you have no peace or tranquility until you come to me."  Once you have said the phrase a total of 49 times (7×7 is 49,) remove the mixture from heat and allow this to cool, then place this into a bottle or cup. When it is dark out and there are less people nearby, starting near or at your target's door, make a "trail" of this tea back to your door. I do not rightly expect many of you pee enough pee to make it over the course of 10 miles or anything like that, so clearly this is intended for a nearby target. When you have reached your own door (or the outside entry of the building leading to your door,) pour the remainder of the tea here. It should attract your target to you rapidly. 

    As I know I will be asked, how in the fuck are you to walk around with a cup of piss and no one will know? Since I realize a fair amount of you lack the necessary adaptability and problem solving skills that would be required of a great magician, I will help… And you will also wonder why you asked. Go get a sippy style cup (like a travel mug) – even using a coffee cup like they give you at a coffee shop with the little opening on the top is perfect, and then no one will see what's inside. Also useable are sport bottles with like those pull up nipple tops to them. As you'll want to keep in your mind's eye, the image of the target being pulled to your home as you lay this stuff down, be sure you pick a container which isn't going to overwhelm your sense of impropriety if you feel very weird about holding a cup of pee-tea in public.

    I'm sure there will be questions, so you know where to find me. 🙂

    ~Cat

  • Simple Technique to Disturb and Disrupt an Enemy’s Life

    Hey Occulties,

    Just a quickie today. So this is pretty simple. Find a graveyard which is preferably an older graveyard. Find a tombstone which has a bush or a tree which brushes against it. Even some high grass is fine, so long as when the wind blows, it's going to rub that stone. Most newer graveyards will be difficult to find this but an older one is more untended and tends to have a low tree branch or some bramble that scrapes against a stone often.

    Take 3 hairs from the head of your enemy, and tie these to that branch or stalk and and as you tie it on, say to the person who's grave it is "(Name of deceased,) know that (enemy's name) calls to you!" Now rub the branch or stalk against the stone taking care not to touch it and repeat "(Name of deceased,) know that (enemy's name) calls to you!" two more times. Now stand straight and say "Best go find (name of enemy,) as your presence is requested." And leave the graveyard without looking back. 

    I recommend taking a route that travels over running water on your way back, and taking a cleansing bath when you arrive home. 

    Your enemy should have a few sleepless nights (or more than a few.) 😀

    ~Cat

  • Jake Stratton Kent Has Passed On

    My Dear Occulties,

    It is with great sadness, that I announce a wonderful author, brilliant mind, and a very lovely person all around has left this world for the next. Jake has always been such an amazing force to me, and I'm sure I probably annoyed him more than once with a stupid question, as he was just so damn knowledgeable. He was always helpful with me, and never curt, so I can't rightly say if I drove him bonkers. He had been in poor health for awhile and so it isn't entirely a surprise that he's passed on, but it still hurts to lose him, – I truly think he's done more for the study of conjuring spirits than many authors ever could. I am without words. 

    Thank you for everything, JSK, and may your next journey be more wonderful than the one you have just left.

    ~Cat

  • We ALL Need Instructions for Something or Other in Life

    Hey Occulties,

    I just wanted to say something as it came up about 8 times in the last four days all through various people… NO it is NOT CORRECT to "JUST DO WHAT FEELS RIGHT" when it comes to magic, and that is some of the WORST FUCKING POSSIBLE ADVICE to give to someone and if someone gives it to you, do not listen to another word out the person says or writes. In fact, possibly unless you are a HIGH ADEPT at some paradigm (that's a particular type of magic) and definitely if you still require looking up spells in a book all the time* then you do not have the ability to begin doing such things. Like, I've been able to cook (albeit not well when under a certain age) since I was like 7 or 8 years old because I'm Gen X and that's just how we rolled. Now 35 years later, I don't need to look up a lot of recipes. I don't need to be told what ingredients work with what. I am a very good cook. One might even say I'm an adept at it. I might be able to just slap something together using intuition as I am INCREDIBLY FAMILIAR with cooking, and how foods react to certain heats and oils and the instruments of cooking from pressure cooker down to stove burner and even convection and toaster ovens and microwaves having over three decades of experience in it.  HOWEVER, if I had never even microwaved a frozen dinner (as would be the level of many newbies to magic,) nor heated anything directly out of a can onto the stove successfully, I sure as shit should not be cooking anything from scratch. This is the same as someone telling neophytes "Do what feels right," when that is TOTALLY WRONG. No, and if it is right in any way, it's only right for incredibly adept people who know the meaning and the use and the personality of every ingredient. If you would be cooking at a level of "I think all sugar is the same and that even salt is sugar as both are granulated," when compared to your magical knowledge, get away from the kitchen and the altar if you think you are going to be successful dreaming things up. If you're at the level where you literally can eyeball out perfectly measured amounts without a measuring cup like I can and can make a gazillion things from scratch just using your memory (you thought you'd brag about being cool when you start getting old, but it's this type of thing,) if we compared cooking skill to magical knowledge (and yes, I am a master of both, thank you for wondering,) then sure, you go do what you think sounds right because you'd know. You know that even though this ingredient does do this, it won't work with that ingredient, but that ingredient can be replaced with these two because they will work together nicely, and it's not just "I chose poppies because I thought they were bold and exciting"for a charisma spell when they do not have the effect of boldness or excitement whatsoever in spellwork. It doesn't matter if that's what they make you think of.

    I'm sure I'll get some hate for it, but hate away. At least I'm over here eating good food and doing spells that work while you're just grumbling that you were divinely inspired with your non-manifesting spell and eating frozen dinners you burned, so 😛

    ~Cat

     

     

    *I know some people will argue this is not true with Solomonic type traditions, except I know plenty of people who have memorized 4-5 page spell chants for several Solomonic spells so you can argue elsewhere. 

  • Refresher on Lust for Results

    Hey Occulties, 

    Looking like it's review time, since I'm getting a lot of this stuff in my inbox. 

    So loosely, lust for results is obsessing about your situation you're working on, the people involved, the spellwork, – basically obsessing about that situation, the people, or the work (and I mean its past, present, or future, or that past, present, or future of the situation,) is lust for results. 

    I see a few of you trying to come into some excuses how this is "normal," or "healthy," when it is neither. When myself and Mr NinjaCat are having zero problems, I do not sit there wondering what he is thinking about me RIGHT NOW. I do not wonder if he's at work or out with another girl. I am probably more focused on other things, because my romantic relationship is of little concern. If we are arguing or there's some dust up, then I might start focusing on what I SUSPECT he's thinking right now, or I might worry he's not at work or think he's out with another girl. This is me, were a spell cast, lusting on the old results. 

    Now most of you have read my blog for some time and this is not of any news to you. AND since lust for results is most common in love situations, and then the next most common is revenge situations, then I will use those for my examples.

    So, what people also don't realize is fantasizing is also lust for results. Let's say Mr NinjaCat and I are having zero problems. So I think to myself we should take some next big step like move in together, or marriage, or babies – these are all things that people in a healthy relationship probably think of from time to time. So I do some sort of spell to urge him to make this commitment, then I fantasize about some baby-marriage-living together scenario that some lovesick twenty-something would fantasize about probably because they've never been married. Now all of the sudden it seems like Mr NinjaCat is losing interest, or things are the same, just not moving towards this bizarrely wonderful idea of long-term commitment I've imagined (which, not to be an ass, is really a fantasy that doesn't generally hold up,) because I cast a spell.

    But I was using positive thinking?! That's a happy thought?

    Yeah and it's also lust for results. I'm killing the spellwork. Just because you're not having a cry or attacking yourself emotionally, or being doom and gloom, that doesn't equate with not focusing on the situation you're working on.

    Now, I don't suggest you are capable entirely of separating yourself from your own life so much that if you, say, live or work with your target, or are in regular contact with them, that you could just blot out all thought of them. Nor do I think that if you are in a situation where they neither live with you nor are in contact that you would just blot out all thought. I have experienced lust for results myself though, and it's entirely different than "normal, healthy, thought." It's obsessive. It's not "I thought about my ex a few times today, but only for a few minutes." It's "I stalked my ex today, but only for a few minutes." It's not "I think it would be great to get married to my partner" being a passing thought, it's more "I fantasized and looked at wedding gowns when we aren't even engaged." It isn't "My partner is acting strange, I wonder if s/he is cheating" it's "I broke into my partner's phone and deleted all the people that aren't me or his/her family because I just know s/he must be cheating." 

    So, it's a hugely different thing than a passing thought. AND the amount of people I tell that they are doing it that deny doing this even to themselves and then cop to being hugely obsessive later on is no small number. 

    What can you do? When you start obsessing, tell yourself you're taking care of the problem, and you don't need to worry on it anymore…I mean, assuming you're spellcasting on it.

    That's all for now though I am working on a spell article. It's coming slowly as I have a large amount of unpaying work I have to do for my business. :P 

    ~Cat

    If you have any questions, feel free to contact me! 

  • Mercury RX Get that Sexy Ex Back Spell

    Hi Occulties,

    You know, I have to say 2022 was like a non-stop Mercury retrograde for me, so much so that I didn't realize we were in a Mercury retrograde until someone said something about it to me on Saturday, ha ha. 😉 I can't say the same for everyone else, but it does kind of clear up why it took me three damn days to update my nameservers and I had to ask for help doing so when I've been doing that stuff since the early aughts all on my own. 😛

    And while everyone bad mouths Mercury retrograde (and it surely has it's bad sides,) Mercury retrograde does have a tendency of doing one thing a lot of my readers are seeking….it's a mofuggin' exes coming back magnet, yo. That's right, whether you want an ex back or want to be as far away as possible from everyone you ever dated, it's very possible someone from your dating history (or even multiple someones,) are gonna reach out. 

    Of course that depends on if you want an ex.

    And with it's goodness (or goodness for some,) it also helps reconnect you with people you've lost touch with. So, that, again, is good for some people who fell out of communication with a loved one. 

    We all know it's bad sides of making communication difficult, messing with banking, messing with electronic communications, making websites and apps act weird, but if you formed any relationship (business, friendship – within the last 3 or so years, and romantic – within the last 5-8,) you might also have noticed that if that relationship was formed during the shadow period of mercury entering retrograde, or during a mercury retrograde itself, your relationship often goes sour during this time, and that can lead to a permanent split. I know folks who say that is a permanent issue which is why someone should avoid creating long term partnerships in a Mercury retrograde, but in my experience it does seem to even itself out after several years. Now, that could also be a good thing. Maybe you want to fuck up someone's relationship. Did it form during a retrograde? Well, use this one to further your causes then. In fact, go make your rival's ex be all over them like white on rice while their relationship is fucked up from them forming it during a Mercury retrograde. Remember, everything is an opportunity if you're crafty enough. (evil laugh) I'm glad I didn't get with my current partner during a Mercury retrograde but having had a ticket to that shitshow more than once, you have my sympathies if you formed yours during one. Feel free to contact me for helpful tips on keeping your relationship stable during a Mercury retrograde if you find yourself in that situation. 

    Because today we are going to do a little spell to call that sexy ex you want back into your life, rather than focusing on fixing something existing. This spell will likely work just the same outside of Mercury Retrograde but I thought it was a cute title. 🙂

    You will need:
    white granulated sugar
    brown granulated sugar
    real vanilla extract
    red and/or pink rose petals (dried)
    licorice root chips or powder
    cinquefoil (dried)
    Return to me oil 
    Spool of pink thread (small – best if it's about the size you find in a sewing kit) 
    Image of the target (small)
    Image of yourself (or the petitioner, also small) 
    A small piece of plain paper (I use traditional brown paper bag with all edges torn off)
    A pen, preferably with black ink or green ink
    A small pink (or traditional red-flannel) bag
    A pink candle or sealing wax 

    To create – in a small bowl, place about a teaspoon of licorice, a teaspoon of cinquefoil, a teaspoon of rosepetals, and about 2-3 teaspoons of vanilla. Allow this to soak up the vanilla and give it a day or so to dry a bit. Vanilla extract is actually a ton of alcohol and it may take less time. Once it is no longer feels moist it is ready. It's perfectly fine to soak this and then spread it on something to dry out. 

    Now using your pen and paper, write out the ex's name seven times. So if my ex is Chris Hemsworth (ha!) I would write this out as:
    Chris Hemsworth
    Chris Hemsworth
    Chris Hemsworth
    Chris Hemsworth
    Chris Hemsworth
    Chris Hemsworth
    Chris Hemsworth

    And write across this seven times "Returns filled with love and desire to (your full name) now" seven times so it makes a sort of grid pattern. A similar example might look like this:

    AEC355A5-1454-4F7C-B006-E8CE773F14CA_1_102_oAs you can see the spell target's name is running vertical here, with the command running horizontal, and crossing it. This is what you want to do.

    Once this is created, spit into the center of the paper and say "(Full name of target) return filled with love, and with desire for (your name/name of petitioner) immediately, now, now." and place your target's image face up onto the paper. Now sprinkle some white sugar on the image, and repeat, "(Full name of target,) return filled with love and with desire for (name of petitioner), immediately, now, now." Now sprinkle some brown sugar on the image, and repeat again "(Full name of target, return to (name of petitioner,) immediately, now, now." Now sprinkle some of the vanilla-soaked herbs on the image and say it a fourth time. Now, place the image of yourself/petitioner face down over the image and herbs and sugars, and repeat it a fifth time. Now fold the paper towards you and say the phrase a sixth time. Fold it towards you again to quarter the paper (so if you unfolded this it would have a rectangle in every corner, not four rectangles in a line) and say the phrase a seventh time, and when you say it a seventh time, you then say "(Name of target,) I call upon your very spirit to return to me (or petitioner,) so that you seek me* out like a moth to a flame. Come to me now, call me now, be with me now, – immediately! This very minute!" Now start wrapping this up with your pink thread, wrapping towards you and as you do so, keep calling to the target as above, so you can use what was given "(Name of target,) I call upon your very spirit to return to me (or petitioner,) so that you seek me* out like a moth to a flame. Come to me now, call me now, be with me now, – immediately! This very minute!" until you have wrapped into a cocoon with your pink thread, then light your pink candle or use your sealing wax and try to cover this with the wax so all of the ingredients stay in. When you have done this, say "As is my will, so be it!" and then you take the packet up to your lips and blow on it three times, and say "I give you breath of life that you work for me as I tell you to," after each breath, and place this in your pink bag. Place a few drops of return to me oil into the bag to feed it (feeding it once a week on friday for as long as you need it to work thereafter.) and tie it shut. Hide the pink bag in or under your bed where it won't be found only to take it out as needed. 

    Hope that was educational. If you need me, contact me here. 

    ~Cat

     

     

     

    *I hate to say this but some people are very slow and will not understand that "me" and "I" needs to be replaced with the petitioners name if not being cast for yourself. So, since it is annoying to everyone who could figure that out, from here, you need to replace that with your petitioners name if you are working for another.

  • New Site Design! – UPDATED

    Hey everyone,

    Check out the new business site design! For about the next 24 hours please use my forms and not my @originalninjacat email to contact me. I haven't finished setting up my email but should have it there soon. 

    There is a 10% off sale on all services until the 3rd to celebrate the new host and design. :) 

    ~Cat

    UPDATE- THE EMAIL IS WORKING – I've lost all old emails but have switched to a permanent provider for my @originalninjacat.com emails, so you can just hit reply and resend anything I may have lost in the shuffle. 🙂

    PLUS, I know have a specific ANNOUNCEMENTS page for business announcements so we don't have to have them all over the blog all the time 🙂

  • Bad Tabouleh

    Hey Occulties,

    If you know the deliciousness that is tabouleh salad, then you know it's addictive food and you may understand why I would consume it out of the tub with a spoon despite it being probably a tad past good to eat on the expiry date. I was ragingly ragingly ill. Still don't regret it. Still tasted fabulous on the way down. Not so much on the way back up but not as bad as other foods can taste. 

    So, I regret it if I missed your appointment today. Please contact me ASAP to reschedule and I promise to be more careful the next time I see a half a tub of tabouleh in the back of my fridge and think "I'm not sure when I bought that, but fuck I love that stuff." 

    ~Cat